pick up the peanuts and throw them at him. OR, pour yourself a drink and repeat to yourself "when he's in the home, there will be people to deal with him." My brother and I like that one.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Jul 30, 2009 6:10:09 pm PDT #1481 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
sarameg - Jul 30, 2009 6:14:13 pm PDT #1482 of 30001
As he wanders to the kitchen "Your cat knocks everything off, doesn't he?"
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2009 6:23:11 pm PDT #1483 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have no idea how my mother hasn't killed my father.
Nookie.
In all likelyhood, its the nookie.
I'm sorry to add this thought to your current woes.
sarameg - Jul 30, 2009 6:28:35 pm PDT #1484 of 30001
The time when that might have scarred me for life has long since passed.
Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2009 6:30:14 pm PDT #1485 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
That's good.
I have a Cousin who insists to this day that his stepmother (who raised him and really is his mother) and father have never had sex. They had no children together, there is no proof, he'll not hear of it.
It's pretty hysterical.
sarameg - Jul 30, 2009 6:36:08 pm PDT #1486 of 30001
Actually, as much as I bitch, it worries me too. He's gotten a lot worse of late, plus his hearing has deteriorated to the point that he's agreed to go to an audiologist, just to prove it hasn't. But the amount of times we have to repeat ourselves or others has gotten out of hand entirely.
shrift - Jul 30, 2009 6:39:16 pm PDT #1487 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
TV stand: assembled.
Now I just need my TiVo to stop recording so I can unplug bits and thread them through the cable management thingy.
shrift - Jul 30, 2009 6:49:45 pm PDT #1488 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Kathy A - Jul 30, 2009 7:52:39 pm PDT #1489 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My cat is sticking her paw into my VCR and meowing at me over her shoulder.
meara - Jul 30, 2009 7:57:09 pm PDT #1490 of 30001
OMG, it is hot here. This is ridiculous!! And I mean, it's not as hot as it was. And I know I missed most of the heat. But...but...it's now decently nice outside, but it's STILL HOT IN MY APARTMENT. Booooo.