Yeesh, msbelle. Shape up, mac! Mom is just looking out for your best interests!

I agree, sarameg. That's one of the many reasons I wear men's pants. It makes no sense for women's clothing to be an arbitrary and constantly changing number.

In I have nothing better to do than troll the internet news, have we seen this video on why one should not honk at old people?

I used to buy men's jeans. They don't fit right anymore. I may have no ass, but I seem to have more curves now.

Good luck tonight, msbelle. Hope everyone gets plenty of sleep.

Oh, mac.

I wish my grandmother could see that video!

If you think Moxie is bad, try (or don't) Diet Moxie. It's even worse.

Wait, there was sugar in what I spit into the sink?

I dedicate the first poster to tommyrot. (not a hairless cat)

That grandma is great.

Honkers can be such assholes. Once when I was hugely pregnant I was crossing the street (green light FTR) when someone came careening up to the red wanting to make a right turn. He slammed on his breaks and honked, but I was already most of the way across the street and the light was getting old, so I kept crossing. It pissed him so much he revved his engine and pretended that he was going to run me over. Freaked me out.

Im sorry mac's being difficult, msbelle.

Um, does everyone but me know the Beatles sang a song about a serial killer with a hammer? Joe was playing it this weekend and I'd never heard it.

Maxwell's Silver Hammer? Off Abbey Road? Excellent song!

... yes?

Ok, despite predicted 70s temps, I'm validated about turning on the heat given the lows are in the 30s. My old house may hold a temp well, but that's outside cold!