There are two T-Mobile commercials, one with Whoopi, Phil Jackson and Jesse James, and one with Chevy Chase, Molly Shannon, Dana Carvey and Darrell Hammond.
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Oct 18, 2009 10:24:16 am PDT #14266 of 30001
hwæt
§ ita § - Oct 18, 2009 11:40:46 am PDT #14267 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aha. I haven't seen the former recently. Or I've been editing her out of reality.
Tom Scola - Oct 18, 2009 12:04:24 pm PDT #14268 of 30001
hwæt
I don't think T-Mobile ran the commercials concurrently. They stopped running the Whoopi commercial after the Chevy one started.
sarameg - Oct 18, 2009 12:04:39 pm PDT #14269 of 30001
So I think Old Navy is on crack with its sizing. I just bought size 6 jeans and small sweaters. Planet ON is the only place that makes sense.
Did a fat lot of nothing today. Heading to the pool shortly. I should resume cleaning, but eh.
Cashmere - Oct 18, 2009 12:06:11 pm PDT #14270 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Kings and Queens are mo funner, thass why.
I agree! There are murders and deposings and treacheries galore!
I think I'll learn the presidents just for kicks.
Or I've been editing her out of reality.
I'm pretty sure I've been doing this.
Hil R. - Oct 18, 2009 12:10:58 pm PDT #14271 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm cooking jambalaya. My apartment smells yum. I do need to get a bigger pot, though -- I had to split this into two pots halfway through adding the ingredients, when I realized that it was going to boil over.
Barb - Oct 18, 2009 12:30:16 pm PDT #14272 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
With the weather finally being fall-like, I made chili.
I am now comfortably full and sleepy.
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 12:57:39 pm PDT #14273 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Remember how The Rapture was supposed to happen Sept. 21st?
You only have a few days left…then you're going to DIE!
Last month, we were told that the Rapture was coming on 21 September. It didn't happen. You know that there must have been some little mistake in their calculations.
The prophets have double-checked their numbers and found the error, and fixed it. We now know without error the date of the end.
THE RAPTURE IS COMING ON 21 OCTOBER!!!!
Scurry and flee, everyone. They can't be wrong everytime, can they? This might be it.
Jessica - Oct 18, 2009 1:00:14 pm PDT #14274 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Huh. I assumed the Rapture had proceeded on schedule back in September and I just hadn't noticed because Brooklyn is a godless hellhole of sin and depravity.
tommyrot - Oct 18, 2009 1:02:52 pm PDT #14275 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh. But there's a lot of people who think they should be rapture who haven't been.
What if it's just one guy? One guy who's good enough, and the rest of us have to deal with the anti-Christ, what with his peace treaty and pacifism and prosperity....