I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2009 8:14:38 am PDT #13947 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um... how could anyone think this was a good idea?

Linda Brown, Ohio Woman, Pretends To Win Lottery, Causes Riot At Store

COLUMBUS, Ohio — A woman being driven around in a rented limousine pulled up at a coat store and announced she'd won the lottery and would pay for everyone's purchases, police said, but she ended up causing a riot when customers realized it was a hoax.

Angry customers threw merchandise around and looted, leaving the store looking as though a hurricane had passed through it, police said.

Linda Brown was arrested Tuesday after an hours-long shopping spree that began when she hired a stretch Hummer limousine to drop her off at a Burlington Coat Factory store, police Sgt. Lt. Michael Deakins said. Brown walked to a cash register and loudly announced she had won the lottery and would pay for each person's merchandise up to $500, he said.

"Well, of course, people like to hear that," Deakins said. "Apparently they were in line calling relatives who were not at the store and told them to come."

People flooded the registers as cashiers began ringing up purchase after purchase, but Brown had not yet paid the bill, Deakins said. At least 500 people filled the aisles and another 1,000 were outside trying to get in, he said.

"She was telling people she won $1.5 million," Deakins said. "But it ends up she didn't win anything. She had no money to pay for anything."


Kathy A - Oct 15, 2009 8:55:27 am PDT #13948 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Bats for Allyson. And Jilli. And everyone else!!


msbelle - Oct 15, 2009 9:17:28 am PDT #13949 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

does Jilli have a "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders." t-shirt? saw one and thought of her.

not sure why I am speaking of you as if you aren't here though. sorry.

ION - my boss is about to leave for the day. omg will lose tiny ounce of motivation I have.


Cashmere - Oct 15, 2009 9:34:59 am PDT #13950 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That woman has a long history of mental illness. But I've been in that store and I'm not surprised about the riot.


Strega - Oct 15, 2009 9:52:07 am PDT #13951 of 30001

This is lovely:

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Tom Scola - Oct 15, 2009 9:56:01 am PDT #13952 of 30001
hwæt

Holy Crap: [link]

Authorities were scouring the skies Thursday for a 6-year-old boy who reportedly unhooked his family's experimental balloon-powered aircraft and floated away from home, sheriff's officials said.


DavidS - Oct 15, 2009 10:19:08 am PDT #13953 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I so would have gone off in a balloon mobile.

Lock it up, dipshits!

ION, Linda Thorson is still looking good and back to modeling.


Theodosia - Oct 15, 2009 10:19:15 am PDT #13954 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The balloon looks like it's starting to deflate. Here's to the good hope of a safe landing.


Glamcookie - Oct 15, 2009 10:20:07 am PDT #13955 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Lock it up, dipshits!

Yeah, total ParentingFail.


Theodosia - Oct 15, 2009 10:27:00 am PDT #13956 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know what they need? They need a blimp to go catch it.

It's half-inflated now, visibly. I don't think they have to worry about it hitting Denver, I'm hoping it lands soft in a farm field.