$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.
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We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related....
Oh dear. I read "leather" as "lather" at first. Which is so much worse.
You know, getting an email for an all hands meeting 2 hours before it is scheduled is not the way to start a morning.
Ugh, Sarameg. I hope it is a happy news meeting.
TARDIS Cake
It's bigger on the inside!
The Tardis cake a quarter-scale (2 feet tall) and has LEDs and mirrors to create the illusion that the inside is actually larger. Everything that you see, with exception of the lights are edible.
Eh, usually get wind of really scary (budget) stuff long before- benefit of Congressional funding process, but what could prompt this, I dunno. Maybe it is swine flu.