Have you ever dreamed that the penis fairies would bring you a picnic? [link]
Why do cartoon cooked turkeys always have those whatchamacallits on the feet?
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 30, 2009 10:30:39 am PDT #1374 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Jul 30, 2009 10:30:57 am PDT #1375 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
What's the last thing that made you smile unexpectedly?
Matilda last night, playing with Emmett's Playmobil pirate set, saying, "This guy wants to give these flowers to that man. It's a birthday present. It's his daddy. His daddy's a pirate. He loves him!"
Barb - Jul 30, 2009 10:35:04 am PDT #1376 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
What's the last thing that made you smile unexpectedly?
See upthread about Abby and her generosity. Just as I want to strangle the girl, she up and does something monumentally sweet and darling and that makes me want to keep her.
Tom Scola - Jul 30, 2009 10:36:09 am PDT #1377 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Emaryn is distinctly not a wee girl anymore. She'll be double digits very soon.
Liar.
Gudanov - Jul 30, 2009 10:37:37 am PDT #1378 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Seriously, by this time next week she'll be ten. That's right, season four of Buffy was a decade ago.
Fiona - Jul 30, 2009 10:43:18 am PDT #1379 of 30001
And C. will be four in just a few days! So, definitely wee enough for one of those doll things which, by the way, look really cool. It's incrediably sweet of Abby to offer them to the Buffista girls.
C. picked up her very first Ken doll at a kids' flea-market yesterday. "He's a papa!".
Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2009 10:43:52 am PDT #1380 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Seriously, by this time next week she'll be ten. That's right, season four of Buffy was a decade ago.
Double liar.
sarameg - Jul 30, 2009 10:45:40 am PDT #1381 of 30001
The time lapse between the two will leave sara with a scary kitchen door to nowhere with a one story drop.
If the weather holds, the guy thinks he'll finish tomorrow!
Have you ever dreamed that the penis fairies would bring you a picnic?
In Bhutan, there are often penii painted on buildings. It's a good luck thing.
Between that and the similarity between dzong and dong, an unsuspecting intrepid leader from the UK wondering why my mother collapsed in hysterics every time he said "great whacking dzong" to refer to the largest of the dzongs, someone punning on the whacking dong (no, really, there is one) and THEN having to explain why my mother AGAIN fell into hysterics over "whacking off trousers" (he meant removing the bottom portion to turn them into shorts, but that sure isn't what she thought he meant).... you'd think I would have managed to take a picture of one of the paintings. But I didn't. Sorry.
flea - Jul 30, 2009 10:47:26 am PDT #1382 of 30001
information libertarian
Casper is about to be six, and unfortunately likes her dolls plastic and with boobs.
amych - Jul 30, 2009 10:48:28 am PDT #1383 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Casper is about to be six
Amazing, this capacity of Buffistas to be BIG LYING LIARS.