I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2009 7:10:24 am PDT #13655 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If that tattoo is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Would it be better or worse if it was Batman riding a My Little Pony?


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2009 7:11:01 am PDT #13656 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

WTF is going on here? It looks like the unicorn is peeing a rainbow that turns into a cupcake.

Damn, unicorns are AWESOME!


Zenkitty - Oct 13, 2009 7:16:28 am PDT #13657 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

This just in: Unicorns pee rainbow cupcakes. Film at 9. Cupcakes at 11.

Would it be better or worse if it was Batman riding a My Little Pony?

It's a black My Little Pony, right? That's kinda hot.


billytea - Oct 13, 2009 7:17:08 am PDT #13658 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Damn, unicorns are AWESOME!

Candy Mountain, Charlie!


Kathy A - Oct 13, 2009 7:27:57 am PDT #13659 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was watching Rachel Maddow (with David Schuster subbing) yesterday, and they had a brief story about the first woman to win the Nobel Prize for Economics, Elinor Ostrom of Indiana University. It was really startling for me, because she pronounces her last name exactly the way I do! Very strange to hear my last name coming out of the tv.


Ginger - Oct 13, 2009 7:28:06 am PDT #13660 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

This cupcake tastes like unicorn pee.


tommyrot - Oct 13, 2009 7:30:47 am PDT #13661 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This cupcake tastes like unicorn pee.

And how do you know what unicorn pee tastes like?

ION, Celebrity Men In Skirts: Who Has The Best Legs? (PHOTOS, POLL)


Polter-Cow - Oct 13, 2009 7:32:51 am PDT #13662 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

she pronounces her last name exactly the way I do! Very strange to hear my last name coming out of the tv.

Oh, I've been pronouncing it wrong then.


Allyson - Oct 13, 2009 7:33:33 am PDT #13663 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I skipped 400 posts. What did I miss?


ChiKat - Oct 13, 2009 7:34:41 am PDT #13664 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I skipped 400 posts. What did I miss?

You missed the most eloquent, thought-provoking, snarky....

Yeah...I got nothin'.

Cilantro? Olives? Serial commas?