When wishing Cashmere, Matt and megan happy birthdays, how many ways can you order their names?
With a serial comma.
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Oct 13, 2009 5:28:00 am PDT #13635 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Theodosia - Oct 13, 2009 5:28:53 am PDT #13636 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
This is Monday-come-on-a-Tuesday for many many people. Teh Internetz are too quiet.
tommyrot - Oct 13, 2009 5:32:06 am PDT #13637 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Moon FAIL!
Train drags German mooner half naked along tracks
BERLIN (Reuters) – A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.
The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for travelling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.
"It's a miracle he wasn't badly hurt," the spokesman said on Monday. "This sort of thing can end up killing you."
Instead, dangling by his trousers, the man got pulled along for about 200 metres, all the while managing to keep his legs away from the wheels of the train.
The ordeal ended when a passenger pulled the emergency brake. Rescues services were called in, causing rail services between Bremen and Hamburg to be suspended for over an hour, delaying 23 trains.
The man -- unharmed except for cuts and bruises -- now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport, insulting the train staff, and may face sizeable a compensation claim for the delays he caused, police said.
"He was full of remorse when I talked to him," the spokesman said. "And he advised others not to try the same thing."
Sue - Oct 13, 2009 5:32:13 am PDT #13638 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Happy Birthday megan! And to ita's dad!
I saw other pictures of Christina Hendricks and her boob weren't so prominent. Weird.
DavidS - Oct 13, 2009 5:38:56 am PDT #13639 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"And he advised others not to try the same thing."
Wheel of morality, turn, turn turn and tell us the lesson that we must learn.
sumi - Oct 13, 2009 5:45:18 am PDT #13640 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Happy birthday to Cashmere, Matt & megan!
Happy rediscovery of internet access Dr. Mrs. Nilly!
§ ita § - Oct 13, 2009 5:49:19 am PDT #13641 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Happy birthday Cashmere, Matt, megan, and not least of all, daddy dearest.
Lovely to see you in these parts dear married Dr. Nilly!
Off to work...yeah, not going to be used to that soon. I'm even wearing lipstick and earrings and a watch today. Perhaps too much too soon. We'll see.
Jesse - Oct 13, 2009 5:55:26 am PDT #13642 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Happy birthday, megan walker!!
Zenkitty - Oct 13, 2009 6:06:06 am PDT #13643 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Happy birthdays all 'round, and welcome back to the Intertubes, Dr. Mrs. Nilly!
Why is it that no matter how much I work, there's still just as much work to do, and no matter how many vacation days I take, I'm still just as exhausted as soon as I sit back down to work?
Ginger - Oct 13, 2009 6:06:35 am PDT #13644 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Nilly!
Happy birthday, Cash, Matt and megan!
I did not have to have such a life lesson to learn not to moon trains.