It looked shockingly innocent for such a pain in my ass. All glossy and smooth.
The fucker.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
P.M. Marc - Oct 09, 2009 5:31:54 am PDT #12994 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jesse - Oct 09, 2009 5:32:22 am PDT #12995 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Even my crunchiest home-birthing friend didn't eat her placenta, although she thought about it....
Jessica - Oct 09, 2009 5:32:24 am PDT #12996 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Okay, here's something less squicky but equally bizarre - Gay man tries to poison lesbian neighbors after stealing their three-legged cat.
billytea - Oct 09, 2009 5:33:03 am PDT #12997 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It looked shockingly innocent for such a pain in my ass.
I think I can see what the first problem was.
Barb - Oct 09, 2009 5:33:18 am PDT #12998 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Oh, serious WORD. No, no, no, and in a word, NO. I'm with Aims-- "Thank you and off you go to the bio-hazard wastebin."
billytea - Oct 09, 2009 5:34:44 am PDT #12999 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Even my crunchiest home-birthing friend didn't eat her placenta, although she thought about it....
If her placenta was crunchy, she has bigger problems than deciding whether she could finish a whole one.
billytea - Oct 09, 2009 5:35:24 am PDT #13000 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, serious WORD. No, no, no, and in a word, NO. I'm with Aims-- "Thank you and off you go to the bio-hazard wastebin."
And this is why it's so important to cut the umbilical cord.
Edit: Oh, look. Post 13,000. That's a slumbernut I can get behind.
JZ - Oct 09, 2009 5:36:40 am PDT #13001 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Well, fuck. We had the first edition floating around our place for a long time (interestingly, it was my purchase, not Hec's), but it's gone. Either I packed it up so as not to damage Matilda's delicate little snowflake eyeballs or... fuck me... I sold it during one of our gotta-pay-the-fucking-bills Half Price Books purges.
I'm proud to have voted for Obama, I'm relieved every single damn day that he's our president, and after reading the committee's statement about his reversing US course on things like nuclear proliferation and climate change policy and negotiation/diplomacy I kinda sorta see what they were aiming at, but still...the Nobel? This early? With Guantanamo still open, investigations and prosecutions of the previous administration's human rights violators stalled out, and involvement in the morass of Afghanistan cranking up with no clear visible plan and no indication that it's going to go any better than it has for the past seven years? No.
And the likelihood of it giving Beck and Limbaugh and their ilk something new to rant about, and feeding into the craziness of the scary fringe that really needs no feeding at all, ever, is just making me queasy. I keep thinking about the news report a couple of weeks ago about the Secret Service confirming that he's already getting five or six times the serious death threats, daily, of any previous president, and this makes me want to cover my eyes and never open them again.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 5:40:05 am PDT #13002 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And the likelihood of it giving Beck and Limbaugh and their ilk something new to rant about, and feeding into the craziness of the scary fringe that really needs no feeding at all, ever, is just making me queasy.
Uh-huh.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2009 5:54:10 am PDT #13003 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
YO OBAMA, I'M GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I JUST WANNA SAY THAT MARTIN LUTHER KING JR WAS THE BEST NOBEL PRIZE WINNER OF ALL TIME.