And now I'm reading Trek porn while waiting for the maintenance guy.
Look, I either post or I fall asleep at the desk.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
And now I'm reading Trek porn while waiting for the maintenance guy.
Look, I either post or I fall asleep at the desk.
This guy's got five more minutes before I just shut the bathroom door and put the do not disturb sign out.
It's a toilet maintenance watch and post!
I'm on the edge of my seat. (So to speak.) Dana's beauty sleep is on the line!
Fuck beauty sleep. I have to be up and out the door in eight hours, and I have ceased being functional.
Is he here?
They say he's on his way right now. This very second.
They've got maybe five minutes before I call the desk again and start weeping.
Poor Dana.
It's like when you're in college and you want to go to sleep so bad and you can't because you must, must must finish that paper.
He's here. Can't fix it. They're going to move me.
I might actually start crying. I bet they'll be surprised.
Poor Dana. I hope they give you an upgrade or something.