Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Oct 08, 2009 5:36:41 am PDT #12807 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

All I could think while reading the Herald article on the guy was that he probably pulled the wings off flies when he was a kid, too.

I want Rahm to go medieval on his ass.


Steph L. - Oct 08, 2009 5:40:32 am PDT #12808 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We never get to hang out, Tep. Brutalizing an asshat might be just the thing.

That would be the best Girls' Weekend EVER.


erikaj - Oct 08, 2009 5:46:57 am PDT #12809 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

There are women I know(besides me) that would want them to film that and show it every Christmas...uh, Chanukah, Barb.(That way we'd see it eight more times. Yay!) We were wondering how to get that option funded right? Four words: f--- pay-per-view. American Jewistas: Is there a Jewish custom analogous to the Christmas "brag letter"? It's a long story, but now I'm really curious(And, yes, that does relate to the Emanuels.)

Cool, Tep. Rahm might have more practice, but I could bring a rookie's passion, that sense of being in it for the love of the game absent from much professional asskicking today.


Kat - Oct 08, 2009 5:59:50 am PDT #12810 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kat, 57 kids?? WTF? Are you going to have to keep that many or are they going to change your classes *again*?

Well, twelve of those kids want to remain in AP, so they will most likely move to second period. I already have 38 in second period, so that would make second period 50 (not a problem, really because it will just be taught like a college class) and will make first period 45. But that won't happen this week I'm sure.

I'm just sort of done. But I'm also realizing that I have to stop talking about it.


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2009 6:00:11 am PDT #12811 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Remember that painting of Jesus bringing the Constitution to America that I linked to the other day? You could mouse over the various people and learn interesting things. Anyway, here is a parody: [link]

The mouseover text is priceless....


Ginger - Oct 08, 2009 6:08:15 am PDT #12812 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

wealthy self-entitled "adult" douchebag deliberately makes her feel like shit and makes her friend cry.

What's sad is that wealthy self-entitled douchebags, such as Andrew Carnegie, give money to libraries instead of telling little girls to suck it up.


Theodosia - Oct 08, 2009 6:21:11 am PDT #12813 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The mouseover text is definitely worth checking out, on the 'parody' site. You might learn a thing or two.

Kat, I'm so sorry. How awful for you, how awful for your students.


Hil R. - Oct 08, 2009 6:22:11 am PDT #12814 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

American Jewistas: Is there a Jewish custom analogous to the Christmas "brag letter"? It's a long story, but now I'm really curious(And, yes, that does relate to the Emanuels.)

Not really. Some people send out that sort of letter with December holiday cards. I think that Rosh Hashanah cards have been around for longer than Chanukah cards (I've seen pictures of Rosh Hashanah cards from around 1900 or so), and writing in a few sentences about what everyone's up to is relatively common.


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2009 6:22:38 am PDT #12815 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awww....

A Difficult Goodbye

Army Reservist Staff Sgt. Brett Bennethum was ordered to Iraq in July. His four-year-old daughter Paige had a hard time letting go, so much that she held onto his hand in formation. No one, including the commanding officer, had the heart to pull her away. The picture of the incident, taken by Paige’s mother, has gone viral and touched people all over the country.


msbelle - Oct 08, 2009 6:28:32 am PDT #12816 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

weep warning for all hormonal mothers and maybe all parents or all hormonal people or all people. geez.