The table of contents is particularly wonderful.
My fave:
CHAPTER FIVE
Applying Pressure Against Joints to Surprise, Bewilder, and Gain the Admiration of Your Attacker!
The author of this book must have been a very strange person....
I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 8:28:54 am PDT #12284 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lee - Oct 05, 2009 8:29:25 am PDT #12285 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Congrats Quester!
Barb - Oct 05, 2009 8:32:00 am PDT #12286 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Congrats, quester!
Polter-Cow - Oct 05, 2009 8:37:43 am PDT #12287 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Congrats, quester!
Jessica - Oct 05, 2009 8:38:39 am PDT #12288 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Woo hoo quester!
ION entirely, the Telegraph is reporting that Ahmadinejad's family was Jewish before they converted to Islam. (And not, as most of the links leading to this story have stated, that he is a "secret Jew." I know "secret Jew" is a much jucier headline, but come on blogosphere, give it a rest.)
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 8:42:12 am PDT #12289 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There is a lot of controversy about the claim that Ahmadinejad's family is Jewish. A contrary view:
Ahmadinejad has no Jewish roots
Sue - Oct 05, 2009 9:21:26 am PDT #12290 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Congrats quester!
I may get to meet my friend's 2 week old baby today, time allowing. Of course, I won't get hold him or anything since I am still coughing and stuff.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 9:31:21 am PDT #12291 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Weekend Diversion: The Internet is really, really great!
The Internet is Made for Porn - Sesame Street Style!
-t - Oct 05, 2009 9:33:19 am PDT #12292 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Congratulations, quester!
beth b - Oct 05, 2009 9:35:04 am PDT #12293 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Yay, Quester!
I'm looking at JenP for inspiration. I have grocery shopped. But laundry should be on the list of things to get done.