Hee--I love the Onion!
I picked up a print edition today! So funny. I should subscribe so I could feel like I'm getting an actual paper.
I got stupid. The money was too good.
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Sep 28, 2009 3:15:38 pm PDT #11239 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
aurelia - Sep 28, 2009 3:24:55 pm PDT #11240 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Werthmann explained how universal healthcare, an Equal Rights Amendment, and increased taxes were telltale signs of Nazism.
Is the point to be so absurd that there is no way to even start to argue against the logic?
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2009 3:34:29 pm PDT #11241 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
According to a recent poll, 39% of Americans think "the government should stay out of Medicare."
Polter-Cow - Sep 28, 2009 3:47:25 pm PDT #11242 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's a very poorly worded survey question. The options were Yes, No, and Not Sure. But there's no right answer. An answer of "Yes" could mean that the government should not interfere with Medicare, which you believe is not a government program, or it could mean that you understand that it is a government program but you believe it should not be.
If the question were "Is Medicare a government program?" then we would actually be learning something.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2009 3:55:37 pm PDT #11243 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Sep 28, 2009 4:05:17 pm PDT #11244 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Well thank doG we don't have an Equal Rights Amendment, then.
Signed,
Yes, still bitter.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2009 4:08:56 pm PDT #11245 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wonder if those people make any distinction between socialism and naziism.
Hil R. - Sep 28, 2009 4:11:07 pm PDT #11246 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Or even between Communists and Nazis.
DebetEsse - Sep 28, 2009 4:13:21 pm PDT #11247 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
You mean there's more than one kind of bad people we disagree with?
sarameg - Sep 28, 2009 4:21:12 pm PDT #11248 of 30001
Yes, still bitter.
My mother really needs to send me my ERA onesies and baby blankets. Not like I'll ever have girlchildren to put them on, but still.