Don't I get a cookie?

Spike ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


StuntHusband - Jul 28, 2009 12:15:03 pm PDT #1074 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Well, Lou Dobbs is by far the biggest pusher here.

And is getting spanked every day by his CNN colleagues. It's just not getting as much airplay as Dobbs' own drivel.

Which means it's either - as O'Really says - a ratings ploy, or senior staff at CNN who are pushers, too.


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2009 12:34:09 pm PDT #1075 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm confused by the lap-band ads on TV where the woman says she's having the surgery because she wants to go to Paris with her husband. I can see that the father might be too overweight to participate in as vigourous as exercise regimen as he might initially want to, but whyever does she need drastic measures to lose weight to go to Europe? Is she afraid of being mocked by nasty French people or something?

Did anyone here watch the Simon Baker series The Guardian? I'm trying to work out if it was quite as incredibly depressing as it seemed. Did my eyes deceive me, or did the Alan Rosenberg character jump off a bridge in what turned out to be the series finale?

I have developed an addiction to frozen fruit. I can't stop eating the stuff I've bought to make into smoothies. I rationalise by the thought that it's no less healthy this way than blended, but it still seems wrong. But it's just so tasty, especially on a hot day. Which we haven't quite had in a while.


Theodosia - Jul 28, 2009 12:38:22 pm PDT #1076 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

FWIW, I do know morbidly obese people who have trouble fitting into airline seats, so a long flight is very uncomfortable. But I think the ad is trying to be more romantic-sounding than "my husband will want to have sex with me again."


megan walker - Jul 28, 2009 12:43:05 pm PDT #1077 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Is she afraid of being mocked by nasty French people or something?

If so, we have a zillion ways to mock Americans, her efforts are fruitless.


-t - Jul 28, 2009 12:43:50 pm PDT #1078 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't see how eating frozen fruit could be wrong unless it hurts your teeth.


StuntHusband - Jul 28, 2009 12:44:54 pm PDT #1079 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Oh dear.

"Red Shirt Cologne"

eta: LOOKS DIRECTLY AT SA


§ ita § - Jul 28, 2009 12:46:53 pm PDT #1080 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do know morbidly obese people who have trouble fitting into airline seats

Have you seen the ad? She's not morbidly obese, except maybe by BMI standards. And we know what that's worth. And to give them credit, it looks like her hubby still likes her a lot.


Ginger - Jul 28, 2009 12:50:23 pm PDT #1081 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

He also turns wine into water. (OK, he really turns wine into urine....)

"What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning, with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?" -- Isak Dinesen

"For the longest time McCain said torture doesn't work then he admitted in his acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention last summer that he was broken by North Vietnamese. So what are we to think here?" - April 17, 2009.

McCain admitted that he was broken and would tell his captors anything he thought they wanted to hear. That is why he says torture doesn't work as an intelligence-gathering tool.


Barb - Jul 28, 2009 12:50:28 pm PDT #1082 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Oh, GAG.

I mean, I'm happy for Charlaine and everything and I hope to hell she's getting royalties off this, but really? Fake blood as a drink?

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Omni Consumer Products, which actually makes the stuff (called, just as in the series, Tru Blood) claims it's a "great tasting, refreshing and enlivening drink." Which is odd because the vampires in the show are always denouncing it as tasteless, dull and generally the vampire equivalent of tofuburgers, but whatever.

This is right up there with the sparkly vampire makeup.


Polter-Cow - Jul 28, 2009 12:53:13 pm PDT #1083 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I wouldn't lump the two together. Sparkly vampire makeup is just dumb (uh, isn't that just glitter?), but drinkable fake blood is fun! I have no idea what it's supposed to taste like, but I think it's kind of a neat idea.