Hee--Two Lumps is hilarious today!
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
'Serenity'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Sep 23, 2009 8:05:23 am PDT #10318 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
tommyrot - Sep 23, 2009 8:27:16 am PDT #10319 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
FCM: knife, fork, spoon.
DavidS - Sep 23, 2009 8:28:08 am PDT #10320 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
FCM: knife, fork, spoon.
Ouch.
Spork!
StuntHusband - Sep 23, 2009 8:41:31 am PDT #10321 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Jon Stewart takes on the porn/gayness thingamabob. (It starts with Jon talking about Bill O'Reilly accepting the Media Courage Award at an event from which the media were barred - BWAH)
Jessica - Sep 23, 2009 8:46:17 am PDT #10322 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm covering reception while the receptionist is at lunch, and a delivery guy just asked me "So, what kind of business is this?"
Note that the first thing you see when you get out of the elevator is our giant company logo next to a wall of TV screens all airing our primary channel...
erikaj - Sep 23, 2009 8:47:47 am PDT #10323 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
"Eek, a camera!" Somebody had to do it...Keith was out yesterday. Hope his dad has not taken a turn for the worse or something... ETA: Jessica, "Here's your sign!" delivery dude.
msbelle - Sep 23, 2009 8:49:37 am PDT #10324 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
to follow up my salad for lunch, I am having 2! desserts.
also? jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never ever jam today. [link]
DavidS - Sep 23, 2009 8:57:53 am PDT #10325 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I know everybody is feeling a lack in their day. A certain something missing. Perhaps it is a forbidden blueberry bagel? No, that's not it.
Here's what you're missing! A villain shaped like a starfish with the face of Hitler!
Gudanov - Sep 23, 2009 9:00:40 am PDT #10326 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
A villain shaped like a starfish with the face of Hitler!
Another one? You'd think they could come up with something different.
tommyrot - Sep 23, 2009 9:02:22 am PDT #10327 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A villain shaped like a starfish with the face of Hitler!
Wow. That... explains so much.