Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jul 28, 2009 8:46:15 am PDT #1009 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Poor Kitty! I hope he feels better soon>


lisah - Jul 28, 2009 8:46:26 am PDT #1010 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

but he turned out to be lazy, not actually paralyzed....

I know that's been the case before! I feel bad because he's gained some weight recently and someone has been peeing inappropriately (could have been his brother) but I hadn't gotten around to taking him in to get his levels checked. Poor Bob is getting thrown into the deep end of pet ownership.


msbelle - Jul 28, 2009 8:46:41 am PDT #1011 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

but he turned out to be lazy, not actually paralyzed....

omg that is JUST like me.

my lunch did not satisfy me and my mood has been worsening for the last hour. Nothing really sounds good, hmmm, maybe a diet coke.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2009 8:46:44 am PDT #1012 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here's a fun game - it's called "Try to explain this flawed logic."

Bill O'Reilly: Higher Canadian Life Expectancy "To Be Expected" Because "We Have 10 Times As Many People"

Last night on the O'Reilly Factor, Bill turned to the audience letters. From Peter in Canada: "Has anyone noted that life expectancy in Canada under our health system is higher than the USA?" Bill wasn't phased, but he did use some creative math to answer. "Well Peter, that's to be expected," he said, "we have ten times as many people as you do!"

I'm usually good at explaining "What were they thinking when they made this incorrect logical assertion?" but I'm drawing a blank on this one....


Gudanov - Jul 28, 2009 8:47:20 am PDT #1013 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I am looking super cute today.

I agree, you are looking very cute today. I hope Tino doesn't notice.


tommyrot - Jul 28, 2009 8:50:16 am PDT #1014 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, Transparent aluminum, fuck yeah!

[link]

(Actual site has been Slashdotted.)

"Oxford scientists have created a transparent form of aluminum by bombarding the metal with the world's most powerful soft X-ray laser. 'Transparent aluminum' previously only existed in science fiction, featuring in the movie Star Trek IV, but the real material is an exotic new state of matter with implications for planetary science and nuclear fusion."


msbelle - Jul 28, 2009 8:50:26 am PDT #1015 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

lisa - I hope it is nothing.


Trudy Booth - Jul 28, 2009 8:51:21 am PDT #1016 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm usually good at explaining "What were they thinking when they made this incorrect logical assertion?" but I'm drawing a blank on this one....

It has something to do with them all being the same species. It's too complicated to explain.


Gudanov - Jul 28, 2009 8:52:19 am PDT #1017 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm usually good at explaining "What were they thinking when they made this incorrect logical assertion?" but I'm drawing a blank on this one....

That's a toughie. I think you could make a case that there are too many variables in life expectancy to use it as a metric of quality of health care. In this case, I think the best explanation is that Bill O'Reilly is an idiot.


lisah - Jul 28, 2009 8:55:39 am PDT #1018 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

oh msbelle, i'm so sorry about the bedbugs. Your Dealing with it efforts are truly admirable.