I don't really follow the logic of how all porn is gay, but I do recall that Playboy was all about the "Yay Boobies!" Which doesn't entirely counter the gay claims, at least for meara and me, but I don't think teenage girls are Playboy's target market.

Plus, they think it's hot.

Vortex made me snort.

Well, it's true! Most straight men have the fantasy of watching two incredibly attractive women get it on, but they are not quite satisfied with each other, and therefore must invite the man in to completely satisfy them.

Question: is "geaux" a word in French, or Cajun French? I'm looking at the Louisiana elections page, where their big voter page is titled "GeauxVote," and I'm wondering if they just got cute with the wording (Go Vote frenchified), or if it's a legit word.

calling Megan Walker, calling Megan Walker! Please report to Natter. Thank you.

Well, it's true! Most straight men have the fantasy of watching two incredibly attractive women get it on, but they are not quite satisfied with each other, and therefore must invite the man in to completely satisfy them.

My rampantly homophobic brother in law LOVES his girl on girl porn. Fuckwad.

I'm cranky with my husband. Even though I apparently manage to take care of the children AND keep the house in relative order, I come home to a fucking disaster area. A blanket of legos on the carpet, dirty dishes in the sink and the topper--a pair of Liv's dirty underwear that she has hidden in the washing machine after having an accident over the weekend.

I opened up the washer to do some laundry (which had also piled up over the weekend) and about gagged.

DH said FOUR TIMES, "I dropped the ball on housework this weekend." And yet, somehow never managed to offer to pick up the fucking ball and help me.

Granted, I did spend the weekend in Vegas but he gets his trips and doesn't come home to this kind of mess.

I can say, with 100% accuracy, that NOT-looking-at-Playboy did NOT prevent me from being gay.

There's some lobbying in the Zmahem household even now on how we might be able to leverage this for Matilda's birthday on Saturday. But we're not sure if her BFF's schedule will allow it.

Ooh.

Most straight men have the fantasy of watching two incredibly attractive women get it on, but they are not quite satisfied with each other, and therefore must invite the man in to completely satisfy them.

I think one day I came to the conclusion that watching two women get it on was a turn-on because you could put yourself in the place of either participant as opposed to just the man. That or two hot women are twice as hot as one hot woman.

My rampantly homophobic brother in law LOVES his girl on girl porn. Fuckwad.

You should send him a clip of the New Masculinity session (if there is one, hope) of the Value Voters Events, so you can warn him of catching the gay if he watches the porn.

I always end up doing some extra cleaning when my wife is away since there's nobody around to tell me I'm doing wrong. Also if I'm cleaning and she's there to watch me do it, then she feels compelled to do housework too and gets all cranky about it. When she spent the day out Saturday, I ended cleaning the kitchen and freeing counter space that hadn't been free for months.

The kids joined in and wiped down the walls with washcloths. I don't know why they enjoyed doing that, but they appeared to be having fun.