Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.

'Time Bomb'


Jossverse 1: Emotional Resonance & Rocket Launchers  

TV, movies, web media--this thread is the home for any Joss projects that don't already have their own threads, such as Dr. Horrible.


Steph L. - Aug 06, 2018 9:25:48 am PDT #5792 of 5827
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

We could make it clear here that while we started out as a fansite, we are mostly just a bunch of old farts talking about our lives these days, with a baseline of common fannish interests.

That is a damn good idea.


Kalshane - Aug 06, 2018 11:14:51 am PDT #5793 of 5827
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I'm not an old fart! *considers* No, it fits.

Damn it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 06, 2018 1:28:48 pm PDT #5794 of 5827
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Realistically, I was an old fart when I joined back in 2001.


Emily - Feb 05, 2019 6:54:46 pm PST #5795 of 5827
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Ha! Noob.


Tom Scola - Jul 30, 2019 10:48:36 am PDT #5796 of 5827
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Here's a cast list Whedon's new HBO show: [link]

With Tom Riley as the Joss Whedon authorial insert.


DavidS - Jul 30, 2019 11:02:29 am PDT #5797 of 5827
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Here's a cast list Whedon's new HBO show: [link]

I'm into it! Because Olivia Williams.

Even if every character there ticks off a box on Joss Bingo.


Jesse - Jul 30, 2019 11:43:37 am PDT #5798 of 5827
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oy vey. I don't think it's worth it, even for James Norton as "a pansexual posh boy whose charm has about five years left on its lease."


smonster - Aug 07, 2019 7:06:56 am PDT #5799 of 5827
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Manson will star as Maladie. Committed by her husband and genuinely unstable, she's been warped by a power she can't understand, and tortured by doctors intent on finding its source. She now lives underground, runs a gang and is on an infamous murder spree. She affects a theatrical parody of a bedlam waif, but mad as she is, she's a woman with a purpose.

Oh, as usual, FFS.


sj - May 23, 2020 6:08:34 pm PDT #5800 of 5827
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

AoS's final season premieres this Wednesday.


Jessica - May 24, 2020 8:13:32 am PDT #5801 of 5827
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

AoS's final season

That's what they told us the last time though