Also, the Brugges fight scenes were badass. The main baddie's mistake was getting too close to May. NEVER do that!
Also also, I would like a Tshirt that says, "WWMD?" because basically she'd just give you a look that shuts you up. A very useful superpower.
One more thing: TIM MCKAY!!!!! I love him so much.
I lied, I need to share this image from the Mary Sue. It is true on so many levels.
I'm pretty sure that Coulson meant for Ward to escape.
I seriously hope so, because there's really no other excuse for those handcuffs.
Poor FitzSimmons.
One thing I forgot to mention: May's been married before? Was I reading her look in response to Bobbi's question correctly?
Bobbi did ask if she kept in touch with her ex and got another Look for it.
That's right. I forgot there was a follow-up question.
It'd be hysterical if May was married to Coulson. Except that then negates the keeping in touch thing. Except again, May only gave a look that Bobbi understood. That could be Bobbi going "Oh, right, I knew that."
Yeah, they did it in such a way that they didn't actually confirm that she was married and does not stay in touch with her ex. They can call that canon if they want to later, or they can say it meant whatever they want without it contradicting any dialogue.
Now all we need is for May to reveal a talent for the cello and a connection to Portland.