They can always pull Ward out and let May kick him around some more ... I think I might pay to see that.
I would pretty much pay to see May kick anyone around. Hell, I'd tune in for 42 minutes of May kicking people around. Talk about appointment TV.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Vortex - May 28, 2014 5:21:02 pm PDT #4296 of 5827
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
WindSparrow - May 30, 2014 2:47:05 am PDT #4297 of 5827
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
The Daniel + FitzSimmons gabfest would be epic.
And then Sam would join them... a perfect storm of geekery and brilliance.
Consuela - May 31, 2014 6:52:32 am PDT #4298 of 5827
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
a perfect storm of geekery and brilliance.
Heh. Although I can't see Jack O'Neill being all that impressed with Coulson's managerial skills. He would not have been all starry-eyed about Skye, that's for sure. But he'd like May a LOT.
§ ita § - May 31, 2014 7:34:08 am PDT #4299 of 5827
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I imagine Teal'c staring down at Ward, saying "Indeed", keeping staring until Ward walks away like he totally has something important to do somewhere else.
WindSparrow - Jun 01, 2014 3:22:07 am PDT #4300 of 5827
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I'm imagining Bra'tac pounding the stuffing out of Ward without breaking a sweat or him landing a single blow.
Just for fun.
§ ita § - Jun 01, 2014 5:33:17 am PDT #4301 of 5827
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I like it better when Ward just rolls over and presents his tummy like a good little omega "predator". Teal'c then picks him up by the scruff of his neck (or choke hold, whichever floats your boat), and tosses him out of the relevant proceedings.
See how magnanimous I am by leaving out leg humping and pee marking? I could hate Ward more, but the truth is I am enjoying hating him, as opposed to only wanting to see him naked at the start of the season.
beekaytee - Jun 01, 2014 8:46:34 am PDT #4302 of 5827
Compassionately intolerant
I imagine Teal'c staring down at Ward, saying "Indeed", keeping staring until Ward walks away like he totally has something important to do somewhere else.
I love this so much.
Toddson - Jun 10, 2014 9:03:34 am PDT #4303 of 5827
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I remember one Stargate when Teal'c and, I believe, Bra'tac are walking through an area with bodies all around and Teal'c says, "this meeting did not go well." I LOVE that deadpan understatement ... and, some days, I quote that to someone.
WindSparrow - Jun 10, 2014 9:53:03 am PDT #4304 of 5827
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Great, so now I've Teal'c and Bra'tac walking through the Triskellion in my head....
quester - Jun 11, 2014 4:50:49 pm PDT #4305 of 5827
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
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