Oh, okay. That is less ridiculous. I thought you meant the rats were really made of chocolate on the show. I would rather have chocolate rats!
Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.
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Polter-Cow - May 19, 2009 8:58:41 am PDT #1738 of 5827
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
-t - May 19, 2009 8:59:49 am PDT #1739 of 5827
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
"Cougar Town" ???
I think that's actually about a sports team and there's another show that's like MILF Island, but I could be entirely mistaken.
-t - May 19, 2009 9:00:48 am PDT #1740 of 5827
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
If Willy Wonka gets co-opted by the alien invaders we are all in trouble.
§ ita § - May 19, 2009 9:04:37 am PDT #1741 of 5827
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"COUGAR TOWN"
Courteney Cox stars as a recently divorced single mother exploring the honest truths about dating and aging in our beauty and youth obsessed culture.
"Cougar Town" stars Courteney Cox as Jules, Christa Miller as Elle, Busy Philipps as Laurie, Dan Byrd as Travis, Brian Van Holt as Bobby, Josh Hopkins as Grayson and Ian Gomez as Andy.
The series is from ABC Studios. Bill Lawrence is executive producer/writer/director, Kevin Biegel is writer/co-executive producer, and Courteney Cox and David Arquette are executive producers.
Polter-Cow - May 19, 2009 9:07:03 am PDT #1742 of 5827
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Courteney Cox stars as a recently divorced single mother exploring the honest truths about dating and aging in our beauty and youth obsessed culture.
Nope, just what it says on the box.
-t - May 19, 2009 9:14:00 am PDT #1743 of 5827
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
There you go then. It's likely that I took some joke review seriously.
Polter-Cow - May 19, 2009 9:16:38 am PDT #1744 of 5827
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
-t, there is a MILF Island-like show on TV Land called The Cougar. If you missed the last episode, you can get your "OH SNAP!" recap. Uh.
Toddson - May 19, 2009 10:14:29 am PDT #1745 of 5827
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I remember V ... and, like Vortex, my most vivid memory is of the woman unhinging her jaw to swallow a rat.
And is Courtney Cox old enough to qualify as a cougar? I mean, for someone who's above the age of consent?
erikaj - May 19, 2009 10:20:58 am PDT #1746 of 5827
Always Anti-fascist!
I wouldn't think so, but I hate that expression like syphilis, so bear that in mind. It just brings up this tacky woman in too-tight pants and cigarrette voice waiting for the college bars to open.
JZ - May 19, 2009 10:33:53 am PDT #1747 of 5827
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm with erika on the hateration. And in my mind (much as I hate my mind for wasting space on any of it) a cougar is definitely in her 50s, or late 40s at youngest (but gorgeous and magnetic and irresistible, the way the teenage girl in The Chalk Garden scornfully described her newly-remarried mother, "She's golden and striped, like something in the jungle").
But the media keeps defining cougars downward; a couple of weeks ago Shakespeare's Sister linked to a vile NY Post gossip snippet cougarizing Kate Winslet. At which point the word has lost all meaning.