The first R rated movie I saw was HAIR. The next day I went to 5th grade and told all my classmates how cool drugs are.

Whatever meal it was they had in Alien before the first chestbursting was what we had for lunch after watching it. Spaghetti? We stared balefully at it. And then my friend moved and her knee brushed mine under the table and I about died.

But mostly movies didn't freak me out as a kid. Real life shit weighed me down instead. Werewolves couldn't encroach on the space where cancer and leprosy held sway of terror.

Now that I think about it, I think that Hair was my first R rated film, too--it came out a year before Blues Brothers, right?

I think I was traumitized by every movie I saw as a child-- Sleeping Beauty scared the living daylights out of me, with that dragon. And on TV, I found The Wizard of Oz and The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe scary, too.

But the worst was Puff the Magic Dragon! I used to scream and carry on when forced to watch it, because it is so unbearably sad.Poor Puff. I never would hve abandoned him!

None of the animated Disney scared me as a kid. But watching Toy Story 3 with Sara, I thought, my god, that screaming monkey with cymbals was horrifying! I can't believe that didn't freak a lot of kids out.

My dad couldn't understand why I was flipping out but they turned into donkeys because they were bad and the whale ate them!

And yet, way less freaky than the book, in which donkey Pinocchio is tossed into the sea and nibbled to bits by little fishes -- he can feel them chomping away at him until they've eaten up all the donkey and there's nothing left but indigestible wooden boy. They abandon him to look for other tasty drowning victims, he bobs to the surface and floats ashore, and a new adventure begins. CREE. PEE.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang puzzled me as a very small child; in my brain, different sorts of books inhabited completely different universes, and it was dazzling and almost magical to find an actual working recipe for fudge sitting right there in a fiction book. Actual food you can actually cook, in a made-up story! I didn't know you were allowed to do that!

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Ha ha ha, DJ!! That's awesome. My friend—who will be in Agnes the Barbarian —was watching the movie last night and IMing me about how terrible it was, so this is perfect timing.

I'm with Dawn - Pinocchio freaked me badly. The dark shapes that take all the donkey boys onto the ship really gave me nightmares.

Also the child catcher in Chitty and the monksy in Oz.

I saw Santa Sangre but it didn't freak my shit. But I'd already seen his other movie, The Holy Mountain. So I knew what I was getting into and I like that kind of freaky. Also, it has interesting references to early Lon Chaney (Sr.) movies, like The Unknown.

For fans of The Great Race, it's on TCM in two hours.

The only movie I remember being freaked out by as a kid was The Odessa File...a movie about how an underground version of the SS was still exterminating people in modern day Europe. (My brother was babysitting me and we only had the one television.) I blame it for recurring nightmares about concentration camps that I've had all my life.