Jack Black as Fezzick.
That'd be great!
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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Zenkitty - May 29, 2010 3:08:55 pm PDT #8561 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 29, 2010 3:43:51 pm PDT #8562 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
What's the worst casting you can think of? Keira Knightly as Buttercup?
Fran Drescher.
Laga - May 29, 2010 4:01:15 pm PDT #8563 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Christopher Walken as Count Rugen
§ ita § - May 29, 2010 4:02:08 pm PDT #8564 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's good casting.
DebetEsse - May 29, 2010 4:17:15 pm PDT #8565 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I want them (and I realize that I find myself saying this a lot) to make the Whole Damn Thing into a miniseries, on HBO or Starz or whatever. For this one, it could even be non-premium channel. I want the backstory on film. Possibly even the Goldman bits. I would like the Tim Burton who made Big Fish to direct it and Claire Danes can play Buttercup (but only if she goes back to red hair and gains some weight). It would be, in my head, as similar to the current movie as Dr. No is to Casino Royale (this simile took the longest of any of this post. Other contenders: Lon Cheney's and Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Operas, Romeo & Juliet and West Wide Story)
DavidS - May 29, 2010 4:17:41 pm PDT #8566 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's good casting.
I was gonna say. I'm totally imagining the Tarantino version now.
Michael Madsen is the six-fingered man!
Atropa - May 29, 2010 4:23:51 pm PDT #8567 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I would like the Tim Burton who made Big Fish to direct it
That is the Tim Burton I want to someday remake Something Wicked This Way Comes.
I want them (and I realize that I find myself saying this a lot) to make the Whole Damn Thing into a miniseries, on HBO or Starz or whatever.
I say this a lot. Usually about Dracula.
Laga - May 29, 2010 4:24:00 pm PDT #8568 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Uma as Buttercup
And in a surprise move, Zoe Bell as Inigo Montoya.
Sue - May 29, 2010 5:11:18 pm PDT #8569 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Julia Roberts, Richard Gere reunited in Runaway Princess Bride.
Laga - May 29, 2010 5:19:31 pm PDT #8570 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
With Larry Miller as Vizzini.