Hee! For the past two weeks, Two Lumps has been doing homages to various movie directors (Two Lumps as interpreted by Tim Burton, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, etc.), but today's is my favorite--Frank Miller.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Kathy A - May 28, 2010 8:14:08 am PDT #8524 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Steph L. - May 28, 2010 8:18:37 am PDT #8525 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The Uwe Boll one made me laugh and laugh.
Volans - May 28, 2010 8:40:04 am PDT #8526 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Oh, the Uwe Boll one was great! "Sin Kitty" wasn't bad either.
beekaytee - May 28, 2010 8:41:02 am PDT #8527 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
I loved the Frank Miller one. The Tim Burton one seems to have gone over my head.
§ ita § - May 28, 2010 11:23:01 am PDT #8528 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Michael Bay's production company to remake TMNT.
Aiiee. Don't touch the kitsch.
Man, I just had a panic that some day someone's going to try and re-adapt The Princess Bride.
tommyrot - May 28, 2010 11:25:29 am PDT #8529 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Man, I just had a panic that some day someone's going to try and re-adapt The Princess Bride.
Oh man. I think we'd need to activate the Buffista Hit Squad to deal properly with that....
§ ita § - May 28, 2010 11:26:45 am PDT #8530 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think we'd need to activate the Buffista Hit Squad to deal properly with that....
I volunteer to be the Brute Squad.
SailAweigh - May 28, 2010 11:27:55 am PDT #8531 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Chirst Almight, ita, don't scare me like that! My spine literally froze in place at the thought. Eyahh. Ugh. Shake it off.
tommyrot - May 28, 2010 11:28:10 am PDT #8532 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I volunteer to be the Brute Squad.
You don't want to do the sword fight?
eta: Or was the Spaniard part of the Brute Squad.
Ooh, now I know what to do during my 3-day weekend - rewatch TPB!
§ ita § - May 28, 2010 11:34:35 am PDT #8533 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ACTUALLY, come July I will have the Dread Pirate sword. So I'll do that instead.
I just couldn't resist a squad reference.
don't scare me like that!
Isn't it horrible? Bruckheimer could do it, maybe.