Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


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Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2009 10:18:45 am PDT #763 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is The Umbrella Academy good? The Wikipedia description makes it sound pretty cool. But I don't know whether it's a bona fide comic book or a lot of My Chemical Romance songs.


Aims - Apr 08, 2009 10:19:02 am PDT #764 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

10-year anniversary of The Matrix.

That's not for, like, another five years or so.

RIGHT????

still denying the 20-year anniversary of Dirty Dancing.


Atropa - Apr 08, 2009 10:25:36 am PDT #765 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Well, he wrote Constantine, too.

Which, um, I liked, but then I didn't know the source, so.

I liked Constantine, too, and if it hadn't been for the miscasting of the title role, it would have been a pretty decent adaptation of the comic.

Is The Umbrella Academy good? The Wikipedia description makes it sound pretty cool. But I don't know whether it's a bona fide comic book or a lot of My Chemical Romance songs.

It is a good comic book, and not a collection of MCR songs. Remember, Gerard Way wanted to be a comics writer looooong before he started a band.


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2009 10:43:31 am PDT #766 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I did not know that! Cool.


victor infante - Apr 08, 2009 11:01:00 am PDT #767 of 30000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I liked Constantine, too, and if it hadn't been for the miscasting of the title role, it would have been a pretty decent adaptation of the comic.

Yeah. On it's own terms, the movie is fine. You just have to put the comic out of your head a bit.


Ailleann - Apr 08, 2009 11:48:50 am PDT #768 of 30000
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Well, he wrote Constantine, too.

IMDB doesn't list him as an author for the movie. Wikipedia tells me he did a rewrite, so.

t /pedantic

eta: I say that because I was confused that it said he wrote for Constantine, and then IMDB said no. I wasn't trying to fuss at anyone here. Especially since everyone here was right.


Typo Boy - Apr 08, 2009 12:21:59 pm PDT #769 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I liked Constantine, too, and if it hadn't been for the miscasting of the title role, it would have been a pretty decent adaptation of the comic.

I think it was a decent movie with some characters who coincidentally had the same names as characters in the comic. I don't think it was an adaptation of the comic, even though it pretended to be. In fact the character is written in some ways as the opposite of the comic book Constantine.

OK, to take an example: in the comic Constantine rejects God & Devil alike as rival tyrants. He explicitly says he rejects tyranny of all kinds, whether by parliaments, or corporations or pale kings and princes. (To keep him from seeming too virtuous, he is also a selfish bastard and user - in short a trickster figure.)

In the movies he is doomed to hell for committing suicide, and seeks salvation. In the comic Constantine never sought salvation in that sense. (When devils and demons were coming to take him to hell he tricked his way into temporary safety, but he never begged. And he seeks redemption rather than salvation: that his he has a great deal on his conscience, and is trying to make up for it so he can think better of himself. Maybe he has friends and family and lovers and ghosts he'd like to think better of him too. But he never seeks he good opinion of any authority figure, least of all God.)

Or to take another point. In the comic, Gabriel is evidence that (as Dean in Supernatural puts it) "Angels are dicks". By having Gabriel switch sides to help Lucifer, it takes the edge off the point of having him do all these Dickish things while an Angelic servant of the Lord. I could go on, but the movie Constantine is the weakling second cousin of the comic book Constantine.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 08, 2009 2:12:09 pm PDT #770 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

But Gabriel didn't switch sides to help Lucifer in the movie. He was still a loyal servant of God, he was just also batshit crazy and going about his loyal service in a way that would have resulted in horror and suffering on a worldwide scale.

(I actually think that was the most interesting thing about the movie. Instead of Christopher Walken's jealous, disdainful archangel that wanted to keep Mankind out of Heaven, we got Swinton's serene, loving one that wanted to blast all of Mankind into Heaven from a brimstone-fueled cannon...)


Cashmere - Apr 08, 2009 2:18:08 pm PDT #771 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I liked Constantine on its own.

The Umbrella Academy is awesome, IMO. The story is solid, and the characters are well written.


Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2009 2:29:19 pm PDT #772 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thanks, Jilli and Cash. Maybe I'll give it a look one day.