Oh man, please release it on the same day as the next Twilight movie!
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2010 6:47:46 am PDT #7245 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
tommyrot - Mar 15, 2010 6:51:06 am PDT #7246 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think the next Alien vs. Predator movie should take place on the Titanic.
Strix - Mar 15, 2010 7:35:47 am PDT #7247 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm Cage-shy, too, ita, but Cage doesn't seem to be the main character; it looks like a lot of fun!
§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 7:40:45 am PDT #7248 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cage doesn't seem to be the main character
Yeah, but he does seem to be doing a larger than life batshit crazy character, and my life is short. DVD, probably.
Amy - Mar 15, 2010 7:47:15 am PDT #7249 of 30000
Because books.
I miss the Nic Cage from Valley Girl days.
billytea - Mar 15, 2010 8:14:27 am PDT #7250 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Titanic to be re-released in 3D.
James Cameron to argue that it's eligible for another Oscar.
§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 1:15:37 pm PDT #7251 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, now there are rumours that Ryan Phillippe is up for Captain America. Dear dog.
bon bon - Mar 15, 2010 1:16:21 pm PDT #7252 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Be careful what you wish for...
§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 1:17:36 pm PDT #7253 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I swear I wished for Jensen Ackles. I guess I just wished against Krasinski louder.
If I had to pick between Phillippe and Krasinski, I'm still going with the runt.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2010 5:36:50 am PDT #7254 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
At this point I'm just crossing my fingers that whoever has final say on the casting choice can't be swayed by Channing Tatum offering a blowjob.