Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


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le nubian - Mar 07, 2010 5:47:48 am PST #7111 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

no shit. that's a big market.


le nubian - Mar 07, 2010 6:31:12 am PST #7112 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

also? apparently there is a Lakers/Magic game that people can't watch either.


le nubian - Mar 07, 2010 7:02:27 am PST #7113 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think this is the live streaming link for the Oscars:

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Burrell - Mar 07, 2010 7:06:23 am PST #7114 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am so not surprised by the lukewarm response to Wonderland, much as I hoped for it to be good. I love the look of his films, but Burton can be so insufferable sometimes as a director. I started to worry as soon as I found out that Alice wasn't going to be a little girl because at that point it was clear he wasn't trying to be faithful to the source text. And really, Alice in Wonderland is such a great book.

We watched all the Oscar nominated animated shorts last night. Well all but the coffee one as it had been pulled off the web. Our vote is Wallace and Gromit. Not the best Wallace and Gromit, but by far the best of the nominees.


Jessica - Mar 07, 2010 9:22:56 am PST #7115 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And I came away somewhat offended because it really wasn't an Alice in Wonderland movie, it was a Tim Burton movie that had a patina of Wonderland. It was interchangeable with so much else produced currently (especially Tim's own works) and the movie was weighed down by Tim apparently buying into his own press.

YES THIS THIS THIS. Argh. The more I think about it the more I dislike it.

Tom, I'm hoping to watch over at a neighbors apartment (who don't have cable).


Jessica - Mar 07, 2010 10:31:19 am PST #7116 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Bwahaha - I called my neighbors and the first thing she said was "Wanna come over and watch broadcast ABC?"

So we're taken care of.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 07, 2010 10:36:36 am PST #7117 of 30000
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Can you say more about the self-referential part?

1) The tree where Alice first falls into Wonderland (I refuse to call it Underland) is the tree from Sleepy Hollow. I'd be less miffed about this if it wasn't for the fact that the tree has also appeared in at least one more Burton movie... can't remember which.

Suffice it to say that when I saw the tree it wasn't the "Ooh, it's that tree!" response that Tim apparently wanted, it was "Oh god, that tree again?"

And that tree shape appeared over and over again in the movie, each time wrenching me out of what little immersion I had.

Also, among the wreckage of the village seen in the long pull-out shot is what seemed to be an exact replica of the burnt down huntsman cottage, also from Sleepy Hollow.

I know I saw a couple of other things but they've slipped away and I'm glad for it.

YES THIS THIS THIS. Argh. The more I think about it the more I dislike it.

I think I've found a way to sum up my distaste for this movie...

In Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, Alice and Wonderland are reduced to supporting roles. The starring role is given to Tim Burton.

There's having a distinctive look, and there's drowning your source material in your own hubris.


le nubian - Mar 07, 2010 10:43:52 am PST #7118 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Wow. thanks for the example. I haven't seen that movie since it came out, so I wouldn't have caught it.

I agree wholeheartedly about Alice having a supporting role. It was weird.


Strix - Mar 07, 2010 12:11:43 pm PST #7119 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I always wanted a Tim Burton Alice based on that EA?american McGee game. SMG was attached to it at some long-ago point, which I would have really loved. Damn, I wasted a lot of time on that game. I wonder if they have a new version around?

ETA: Nope, not yet. Supposed to have, but not yet ASAIK.


Dana - Mar 07, 2010 1:15:57 pm PST #7120 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Saw Slumdog Millionaire. Wasn't impressed.