Kudos to whoever at TwoP wrote the copy for their Valentine's Day: Who's Slumming, Who's Not? feature. This line completely cracked me up:
It's as intrinsically Julia Roberts as unhinging one's jaw and laughing like Patrick Bateman in all movie trailers.
Ok. Saw
Zombieland
last night. IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME.
And I know someone here has the tagline of "FUCK THIS CLOWN!" and I can't remember who.
Taylor Lautner is now officially 18. It isn't illegal to ooooogle him. Though he is going to have to do a new photoshoot since all the ooooogle worthy pictures are from his jailbait years. And that just feels wrong.
Yeah, I had him up on one of my sites for a week before I found out he was a mere child. Not sure how long it will take for there to be legal pics available.
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!
You weren't planning on becoming a high school teacher, right?
Um ... no?
Ahem.
runs to advisor to change major
I adore Gosford Park and could watch it multiple times in a row. Every note is perfect, even the awful ones. I always want more like it.
I need some movie ideas for work. We're doing outdoor movie nights on the lawn and TPTB lamely came up with the constrictions of Environmental/Green/Earth-friendly and or animal/nature as well as Family Friendly.
That immediately shot down my suggestion of Grizzly Man.
So unless we want to end up watching Ferngully or Bob the Builder Plants a Garden, or Food, Inc., I need an intervention list.
(And I'd much rather they showed Roman Holiday or The Philadelphia Story.)
My brother had several suggestions, which all failed the family-friendly criteria, amongst which were Biodome and Evolution. I suggested Dinosaurs! with Fred Savage and claymation (that movie rocks!)
I suppose any of the David Attenborough docs would be nice, but I think we want something with a story.
What's the one with the wolves and the guy from Starman where he eats mice?