Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.

Mal ,'War Stories'


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Frankenbuddha - Jan 20, 2010 10:32:56 am PST #6281 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"I'm too old for this shit!"

Probably not a tag line, but I'm sure it's been used in a threequel.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2010 10:36:30 am PST #6282 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

One of the Lethal Weapons, you would think. Actually, my first suggestion: "The magic is back again!" is Lethal Weapon 3. How lame.


Jon B. - Jan 20, 2010 10:36:53 am PST #6283 of 30000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Rocky III: The Greatest Challenge

(not particularly inspiring)


Strega - Jan 20, 2010 10:55:43 am PST #6284 of 30000

"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas."


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 20, 2010 11:55:02 am PST #6285 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It angers me that this is taking up valuable space in my brain, but Michael Caine was in Jaws 4: The Revenge, not the 3rd movie.


Connie Neil - Jan 20, 2010 12:03:15 pm PST #6286 of 30000
brillig

I can see his bio now:

Michael Caine: My Mortgage is Paid Off


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 21, 2010 8:34:51 am PST #6287 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Michael Caine: Yes, That's Me in Your Wedding Video


sumi - Jan 21, 2010 11:16:16 am PST #6288 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Tim Burton may tell the story of Maleficent (from Sleeping Beauty), which sounds good on paper, but what is this but a slightly different take on Wicked?

Found at the Torchonline in the midst of many, many little stories.


le nubian - Jan 21, 2010 12:30:52 pm PST #6289 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Michael Caine: Yes, That's Me in Your Wedding Video

OMG, this made me giggle and giggle


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2010 8:27:19 pm PST #6290 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Red band trailer for Hot Tub Time Machine

Also, from that page, it appears that Jason Momoa has been cast as Conan. And an offer's out to Mickey Rourke to play his father.