After scanning the Netflix offerings on Xbox for half an hour, looking for something we could watch with Mal that wouldn't make us want to gouge our own eyes out, we settled on
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
Why didn't anyone warn me how bad it was? Oh, right, they did. Jude "box office poison" Law.
interview with the man who wrote the Lebowski as shakespeare play:
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because this is easily amused Friday, here is a website that replays Harrison Ford's line in the trailer of "Extraordinary Measures" over and over and over again.
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Why didn't anyone warn me how bad it was?
I'd have warned you if I knew. So disappointing, and the filming technique made me feel like I was hallucinating it by the end--and hallucinating it wasn't an improvement.
Jude "box office poison" Law.
He did okay with
Sherlock Holmes.
Really okay. Damn, that was fun.
Why didn't anyone warn me how bad it was? Oh, right, they did. Jude "box office poison" Law.
The movie is actually much better if you see it from the viewpoint of that one critic who posited that Polly Perkins was really a nihilistic saboteur who was undermining Joe Sullivan at every turn and trying to wipe out all life on earth.
Aw, I liked Sky Captain. It was all corny and steampunkish and pretty!
I kept on thinking things like, "There's no way a P-40 could dive vertically into the water without it being destroyed and the pilot killed. Plus the giant flying aircraft carriers make no sense."
But otherwise I lied the steampunkishness and cornyness of it....
steampunkishness
Pfft. A clear instance of Diesel Punk.