It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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I've disagreed with Jess on movies she didn't like, but I don't think she's steered me wrong on movies she does (which would include Magnolia).
Though I haven't put this theory to THE APPLE test yet...
THE APPLE exists in a sphere beyond good and bad.
THE APPLE didn't star SWINTON, by any chance?
You'll be hypnotized,
And you'll be demonized,
But you'll be paralyzed,
So you can victimize.
You're facinating, captivating, losing your mind
When we cast the apple light on you.
Holy apple
Sacred apple
Take a little chance,
Get into a trance,
And join me in the apple dance.
They're just little pills. They won't hurt you.
Jess, I'm pretty sure you've never steered me wrong on a recommendation
(Psst! Nobody remind Tep that I love Magnolia, k? I want to keep my record intact...)
Ha! The dreaded Magnolia! As long as Monsters vs. Aliens doesn't feature Julianne Moore screaming "fuck" for 10 minutes, or the entire cast singing along with an Aimee Mann song, I think I'll like it.
It had its moments. Jessica is right about the voice acting. After the first 10 minutes you can pretty much guess where the plot's going to go and I found it distracting that the president (voiced by Stephen Colbert) looked a little too much like Ira Glass. But I laughed out loud many times and generally had a good time.
the entire cast singing along with an Aimee Mann song
You say that like it's a bad thing. Why you hatin' on Aimee Mann?
Saw Knowing.
Had a blast. The creepy was deliciously creepy, the disasters were awe-inspiringly horrific. And Nic Cage wasn't so bad, I thought. The rest was purely delightful hysterics.
The moment that Rose Byrne went into uber-mommmy mode and began to get really annoying (28 Weeks Later levels) I leaned over to my girlfriend and whispered "and this is the point where I'm just waiting for her to die" and I totally missed what must have been a very awesome collision.
Then when the bunnies showed up I began cackling and knee-slapping and left the theatre declaring "They're going to breed! Like rabbits!" And then Adam and Eve go traipsing off towards the Tree of Knowledge. Tra la la.
Good times.