Angel: You're lying. Gwen: I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier.

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Amy - Mar 27, 2009 5:50:51 am PDT #601 of 30000
Because books.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 27, 2009 5:52:37 am PDT #602 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I've disagreed with Jess on movies she didn't like, but I don't think she's steered me wrong on movies she does (which would include Magnolia).

Though I haven't put this theory to THE APPLE test yet...


amych - Mar 27, 2009 5:56:02 am PDT #603 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

THE APPLE exists in a sphere beyond good and bad.


flea - Mar 27, 2009 5:58:34 am PDT #604 of 30000
information libertarian

THE APPLE didn't star SWINTON, by any chance?


Jessica - Mar 27, 2009 5:59:48 am PDT #605 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

You'll be hypnotized,
And you'll be demonized,
But you'll be paralyzed,
So you can victimize.
You're facinating, captivating, losing your mind
When we cast the apple light on you.

Holy apple
Sacred apple
Take a little chance,
Get into a trance,
And join me in the apple dance.


Polter-Cow - Mar 27, 2009 6:22:01 am PDT #606 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

They're just little pills. They won't hurt you.


Steph L. - Mar 27, 2009 11:49:17 am PDT #607 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Jess, I'm pretty sure you've never steered me wrong on a recommendation

(Psst! Nobody remind Tep that I love Magnolia, k? I want to keep my record intact...)

Ha! The dreaded Magnolia! As long as Monsters vs. Aliens doesn't feature Julianne Moore screaming "fuck" for 10 minutes, or the entire cast singing along with an Aimee Mann song, I think I'll like it.


Laga - Mar 27, 2009 12:43:10 pm PDT #608 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It had its moments. Jessica is right about the voice acting. After the first 10 minutes you can pretty much guess where the plot's going to go and I found it distracting that the president (voiced by Stephen Colbert) looked a little too much like Ira Glass. But I laughed out loud many times and generally had a good time.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 27, 2009 3:58:54 pm PDT #609 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

the entire cast singing along with an Aimee Mann song

You say that like it's a bad thing. Why you hatin' on Aimee Mann?


Juliebird - Mar 27, 2009 5:17:36 pm PDT #610 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Saw Knowing.

Had a blast. The creepy was deliciously creepy, the disasters were awe-inspiringly horrific. And Nic Cage wasn't so bad, I thought. The rest was purely delightful hysterics.

The moment that Rose Byrne went into uber-mommmy mode and began to get really annoying (28 Weeks Later levels) I leaned over to my girlfriend and whispered "and this is the point where I'm just waiting for her to die" and I totally missed what must have been a very awesome collision.

Then when the bunnies showed up I began cackling and knee-slapping and left the theatre declaring "They're going to breed! Like rabbits!" And then Adam and Eve go traipsing off towards the Tree of Knowledge. Tra la la.

Good times.