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le nubian - Dec 10, 2009 5:53:32 pm PST #5470 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

This indie film garnered awards on the festival circuit, including Slamdance, Zombiedance, the Fargo Film Festival and the Santa Cruz Film Festival. The far-out story has Jesus finally returning to Earth -- but he must contend with a world under assault by a band of vampires. Mary Magnum and the god of Mexican wrestling, El Santos, help Jesus fight evil in this oddball horror-comedy.

The above is a description on Netflix of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter which has recently been available via "Watch Instantly."

Has anyone here seen this movie?

quester - Dec 10, 2009 5:57:38 pm PST #5471 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

WHAT? Oh, that is so not a good idea for a toy. I can't even ... eeeugh.

I got a nasty surprise when I was visiting a friend's house and her 6-year-old daughter brought it out to show everyone. It was a Halloween gift, but I've since seen it in 3 catalogs! Yeeps!

le nubian - Dec 10, 2009 6:08:00 pm PST #5472 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Salon reviewer does not like Peter Jackson's "The Lovely Bones"

[link]

at all.

§ ita § - Dec 10, 2009 6:51:56 pm PST #5473 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I read a general breakdown of critical response to The Lovely Bones. Apparently it played much better to UK critics than to US, who didn't like it.

Sean K - Dec 10, 2009 6:55:21 pm PST #5474 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

le nub, I have seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It's bad. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very bad.

le nubian - Dec 10, 2009 7:08:44 pm PST #5475 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Sean, I'm *so* disappointed.

§ ita § - Dec 10, 2009 7:41:27 pm PST #5476 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have such a crush on the Sherlock Holmes movie posters. This can only end in disappointment.

Jessica - Dec 11, 2009 4:28:30 am PST #5477 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I read a general breakdown of critical response to The Lovely Bones. Apparently it played much better to UK critics than to US, who didn't like it.

Based on my personal sample of one of each, this is accurate.

DH's pre-review of Avatar on Twitter:

See this thing on the biggest fucking screen you can find. Just bring earplugs to avoid taking in any of Cameron's typically tone-deaf dialogue.

But I will say that if you are or have ever been a sci-fi fan, there is no way you will not be entertained by much of the movie.

It's been made by and for people who grew up thumbing through cheap paperbacks with titles like "Cat People From Mars"

Daisy Jane - Dec 11, 2009 4:31:37 am PST #5478 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We're going to see that next Friday for work. I will keep his advice in mind. I will say though that I managed to enjoy 2012. I just went in expecting OMG SPLOSION! OMG DISASTER FLEEEEE! and got what I paid for.

Aims - Dec 11, 2009 4:32:11 am PST #5479 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Based on my personal sample of one of each, this is accurate.

Asking your DH to answer in a British accent doesn't count, silly.

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