Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


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Jessica - Dec 10, 2009 9:48:44 am PST #5455 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No, I'm mixed up - I'm thinking of Gloin (Gimli's dad), who Thranduil once had imprisoned, hence the distrust between Gimli and Legolas when they met.

I do vaguely recall that Tolkien retconned why Legolas hadn't appeared in The Hobbit, but now I have no idea what the reason was. He was off somewhere doing something.


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2009 9:50:28 am PST #5456 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A quick search showed Orlando displaying skepticism at the idea of appearing in the movie. As much as I adore the character, I don't think the story should be rejiggered to pander to me.


Jessica - Dec 10, 2009 9:54:24 am PST #5457 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If they just want him in the background somewhere, I'm sure they have enough motion-capture to make that happen without Orlando's involvement. If Legolas is in this movie at all, it should be as an easter egg, not a speaking role.


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2009 9:55:42 am PST #5458 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Doing a wild and crazy battle stunt?


Jessica - Dec 10, 2009 9:56:32 am PST #5459 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I see no reason why he can't scale an elephant in the background while the rest of the travelers chat and drink mead.


Atropa - Dec 10, 2009 10:02:21 am PST #5460 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm going to have to keep my eyes closed for almost all of the Mirkwood scenes, aren't I? I haven't read The Hobbit in forever, but I do remember Bad Things are in it.


Connie Neil - Dec 10, 2009 10:08:30 am PST #5461 of 30000
brillig

Bad Things are in it.

Large Bad Things, yes.


quester - Dec 10, 2009 3:28:23 pm PST #5462 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I'll sit with you, Jilli! My least favorite part of the book!


Atropa - Dec 10, 2009 4:21:20 pm PST #5463 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Large Bad Things, yes.

And many of them, right? I think that is what the key difference between my being able to watch RotK and say, the second Harry Potter movie.


quester - Dec 10, 2009 4:45:24 pm PST #5464 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

That part of HPatCoS I always skip since the time I innocently found the movie on TV and didn't know what was coming!