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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Amy - Dec 03, 2009 3:41:31 pm PST #5293 of 30000
Because books.

It shouldn't be funny on paper, but it is, in a very simple way.

Oh, I know! I thought it was brilliant, because for us it worked exactly the way they must have thought it would -- funny, then WTF, get this over, then wow, they're still doing it, which was hysterical.

For a minute, I had to stop and wonder if I'd gotten high and forgotten about it.


tommyrot - Dec 03, 2009 4:14:32 pm PST #5294 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OMG, I just read a description of the plot to Battleship. (Yep, the movie based on the game.)

I'm not going to bother to describe the plot, except to mention one word: aliens. And yet, based on a board game of ships on a grid....


Cashmere - Dec 03, 2009 4:23:08 pm PST #5295 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I recall how skeptical I was of a film based on a Disney lame-ass Disneyland ride.


Jon B. - Dec 03, 2009 4:30:29 pm PST #5296 of 30000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Because there are lots of forty odd second snippets out there, but none seem rake-related.

I had a minute long theremin-related Simpsons clip on YouTube for maybe a year before the Fox lawyers caught up to it.

(the one where Homer finds Artie Ziff in the attic)


DavidS - Dec 03, 2009 4:58:53 pm PST #5297 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Erm. You say that like... because he kind of *is*... wait, what?

I was kind of WTF about that as well.

When I saw one of the Simpsons producers giving a schpiel on the show, he did say that the rake scene came about because they were short. And they just wanted to see what would happen if they extended the one joke. As bon notes, (and Amy verifies) it exhausts the joke and then it comes around again. Somehow. Humor is mysterious and all about the beats.


Laga - Dec 03, 2009 5:00:24 pm PST #5298 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

According to wikipedia, they extended the couch scene and added an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon but it was still too short hence the rakes.


Laga - Dec 03, 2009 5:02:19 pm PST #5299 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Now we're watching High Society gosh I love Grace Kelly. I wish I didn't know what I know about Bing.

- my she was yar

- so was your granddaughter


Laga - Dec 03, 2009 6:42:54 pm PST #5300 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

On a completely other topic, I have a (spoilerfonted) question about Atonement.

If you've read the book... I knew Robbie was dead when he dreamed about walking through the field of poppies. Was there such an indication in the book or was it supposed to be a surprise when Briony revealed it at the end ?


Glamcookie - Dec 04, 2009 12:44:19 am PST #5301 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Re: the AV Club lists, so happy to see Mysterious Skin getting some attention from someone. That movie was harrowing and beautiful and Joseph Gordon-Levitt was amazing in it. Also enjoyed the American Splendor nods. Others I agree with include Mulholland Drive, Pan's Labyrinth, Kill Bill Vol. 1, In the Mood for Love, and Spirited Away (of course).

I would have put Almodovar's Volver on the list rather than Talk To Her, though. TTH creeped me right the fuck out, and not in a good way. You want me to sympathize with a rapist? I don't think so, Pedro.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2009 2:48:50 am PST #5302 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So, Sherlock Holmes wasn't terrible, but it also wasn't really very good. The acting and dialogue are great, but the plot and action scenes and set design were very meh. It's kind of going for a steampunk look, but it winds up feeling more like a cheap b-movie - there's just no texture to any of the CGI backgrounds.

Still, RDJ is excellent and has a good rapport with Jude Law, and their scenes together are fun to watch. (And it was a huge relief to me to watch a movie with a skeptical ending after the travesty that was Men Who Stare At Goats. The final scene bought a large amount of goodwill from me, since it so easily could have gone the other way.)