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Cordelia ,'Showtime'


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Polter-Cow - Nov 28, 2009 8:49:21 am PST #5170 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So what are your least favorite movie viewing experience ever?

Phrased like that, I immediately think of Gothika. Not only was the movie bad, but the audience was extremely annoying and irritating with their reactions.

The Thin Red Line bored the crap out of me. There are various other movies I've thought were bad, like The Haunted Mansion, Men in Black II, Big Momma's House, and...I know there are others. But sometimes the viewing experiences are okay anyway.

The first X-Files movie.

I really liked the first one, but the second one was bad and pointless.


Scrappy - Nov 28, 2009 8:51:24 am PST #5171 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Bad Boys II-lacked the charm of the first one and we sat behind a woman who'd brought a little kid--NOT the place for a five-year-old.


erikaj - Nov 28, 2009 8:51:24 am PST #5172 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I was, but more casually than some people here. I was hoping to introduce the fam to the show, I think. It didn't work...the ride home was like a referendum on my taste. Not fun.


§ ita § - Nov 28, 2009 8:59:50 am PST #5173 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, the X Files movie would be a lousy entré to the franchise. It was very mythology bound and didn't take that much advantage of the big screen.

I kinda enjoyed Bad Boys II because the action pieces were fun. And Will Smith was still hot. But it was nowhere near the ride of the original.


bon bon - Nov 28, 2009 10:00:17 am PST #5174 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

So what are your least favorite movie viewing experience ever?

This just happened to me -- maybe not the least favorite, but least favorite in memory. Bob, MiL and I went to A Serious Man. I'm not saying it's a terrible movie, but it's, you know, the story of Job with obnoxious people. Another Coen Bros movie with more formalist exactitude than living characters. No fun. UNLESS you are the group of middle-aged white men in the back of the theatre who brayed loudly at every scene. Apparently when you see things that happened in your childhood on screen, it never stops being hilarious. They were the most obnoxious moviegoers in my memory.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 28, 2009 10:10:17 am PST #5175 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

here's a question: how many of those top 10 movies have y'all seen?

I saw Grindhouse at an honest-to-God drive-in, tuning my car radio to the proper station to get audio. It was great!

I walked out of Sunshine (hated the lengthy spacewalk scenes that managed to be both claustrophobic and agoraphobic) and Out Cold (I could tell how awful it was before the opening credits finished, and cut my losses). But of the movies I've stayed and watched, Stigmata and The Cider House Rules were the least entertaining.


Sue - Nov 28, 2009 10:50:20 am PST #5176 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Seeing both an Ideal Husband and Whale Rider were both tainted by talky people who talked. Seeing Titanic was pretty grim.

I probably ruined a few movies myself going with my friend, the Loud Inappropriate Laugher. There were times when I laughed with her, but there were times when she was too much, even for me.


Sue - Nov 28, 2009 10:52:50 am PST #5177 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Oh I forgot Crash (the Cronenberg one). I went with a friend who I was going through a bit of a rough patch with. I could feel both our moods sinking lower and lower as the movie got worse.


Jessica - Nov 28, 2009 11:21:45 am PST #5178 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've seen Grindhouse, Battlefield Earth, and Catwoman. I wish I could unsee all of them.


Kathy A - Nov 28, 2009 12:58:11 pm PST #5179 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

So what are your least favorite movie viewing experience ever?

The only time I ever walked out on a movie was a college midnight showing of Sid and Nancy, which I was talked into seeing with my friend and her boyfriend. I was already tired, there were obnoxious drunk party boys in the audience whooping it up, the print was lit really dimly, and I hated everyone I saw on the screen. Finally, after about 20-30 minutes of sheer detestation for the film and everyone in the theatre other than me and my friend, I leaned over to her and told her I had to leave. It was one of her favorite movies, so she didn't get my loathing of the film.

The only other time I ever wanted to walk out of a film was the really bad film about Kellog and the Battle Creek sanitarium whose title escapes me at the moment. I apologized to my mom for taking her.