Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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le nubian - Nov 19, 2009 9:51:48 am PST #5059 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

hahaha. I thought the same thing.


DavidS - Nov 19, 2009 10:03:02 am PST #5060 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My god, half a decade ago!

Fuckin' has-been!


erikaj - Nov 19, 2009 10:31:38 am PST #5061 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

God, what is he? Twelve? I should go into the comments in full Ari mode and tell him to write another article when his testicles drop. I probably won't really do it, but it's fun to imagine.


Connie Neil - Nov 19, 2009 10:33:56 am PST #5062 of 30000
brillig

My god, half a decade ago!

Christmas hasn't been the same since.


bon bon - Nov 19, 2009 10:36:09 am PST #5063 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I guess the rule is, if you acted in two major franchises of the decade, you are unknown; if you starred in a major series, you are unknown; but if you acted in one major franchise and one major series, you can't be Khan. Right?

I imagine they didn't get The Tick and Suddenly Susan over there, but the misconception of NC is pretty hilarious.


le nubian - Nov 19, 2009 10:38:41 am PST #5064 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

erika, please go in full Ari mode. this would entertain me greatly, not that you must perform for me! :-)


Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2009 10:41:38 am PST #5065 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I guess the rule is, if you acted in two major franchises of the decade, you are unknown; if you starred in a major series, you are unknown; but if you acted in one major franchise and one major series, you can't be Khan. Right?

Hm, looking over it again, I think his main concern is that the major series is Lost and that J.J. is CLEARLY just picking people he's worked with.


Dana - Nov 19, 2009 10:42:27 am PST #5066 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I love Batmanuel, but he's hardly a major character on Lost. If you don't watch the show regularly, you could easily miss him.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 19, 2009 10:43:37 am PST #5067 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I love Batmanuel, but he's hardly a major character on Lost. If you don't watch the show regularly, you could easily miss him.

True dat. But I think his eyelashes have done scenes on their own.


§ ita § - Nov 19, 2009 10:49:39 am PST #5068 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think his main concern is that the major series is Lost and that J.J. is CLEARLY just picking people he's worked with

But, and my reading comprehension is clearly off today so don't hesitate to correct me, he notes that JJ doesn't have a history of doing that, despite Pegg and Saldana having worked with him before.

But since Abrams hasn't been signed, the story hasn't been chosen, and there's no reliable cite for Carbonell being cast, I'm just unsure why he's working so hard for a controversy.