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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Polter-Cow - Nov 17, 2009 10:41:46 am PST #5023 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, does that come out this weekend? I haven't seen any ads for it on TV. I remember seeing ads for the first one a lot.


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2009 10:51:08 am PST #5024 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I haven't seen any ads for it on TV. I remember seeing ads for the first one a lot.

And, see, I hardly watch TV at all, and I've seen a lot of ads for it. Maybe they're targeting me. Maybe they're beaming the ads STRAIGHT TO MY TV!


Jessica - Nov 17, 2009 10:53:49 am PST #5025 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Those aren't on TV, Tep, they're being broadcast directly into your brain.

Oh, have we all read about the group of vampires in Atlanta protesting the inaccurate portrayal of vampires in TV and film?


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2009 10:55:08 am PST #5026 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Those aren't on TV, Tep, they're being broadcast directly into your brain.

Man, I wish I'd get some *good* commercials in my brain!


Jessica - Nov 17, 2009 10:55:31 am PST #5027 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Try changing channels!


Polter-Cow - Nov 17, 2009 10:57:37 am PST #5028 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, have we all read about the group of vampires in Atlanta protesting the inaccurate portrayal of vampires in TV and film?

We have not. Until now. Uh.

(I AM MERTICUS!)


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2009 11:28:05 am PST #5029 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"If you go to Los Angeles, no one even cares if you are a vampire," Laycock said.

Actually, I still care. I still think you're weird, dude.

Maybe if you were in New Orleans I wouldn't care. But it's a more distracting place.

I haven't noticed so much TV ads for the movie (we are talking New Moon, here, right?) but the billboards are everywhere.


Daisy Jane - Nov 17, 2009 11:34:11 am PST #5030 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I just emailed that article to my boss with the note "See! Actual vampires say they don't sparkle!"


Atropa - Nov 17, 2009 11:34:17 am PST #5031 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"If you go to Los Angeles, no one even cares if you are a vampire," Laycock said.

If you come to Seattle and say that, we assume you're a LARPer that has gotten lost!


tommyrot - Nov 17, 2009 11:45:33 am PST #5032 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just bought Trek from the nearby Dominicks grocery store. They had a promotion - the DVD for $20, with a free bag of Doritos and a Snapple, a $5.48 value!