Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 16, 2009 12:15:16 pm PST #5004 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm pretty sure The Birdcage is the original source of my abiding Robin Williams hatred. Even more than his hideous string of "sickly sad clown/robot/divorced dad/miscellaneous manboychild with a song in his heart and a wound in his soul" abominations. Nathan Lane was wonderful, and Calista Flockhart was surprisingly good in a tiny and mostly thankless role, but the entire rest of the movie was, to me, a bucket of meh. Except Williams, who was a bucket of STABKILLRAGE.

Oh, thank God, I'm not alone. Robin Williams should thank his lucky stars that I've never found a genie lamp, because wish #3 would be for the ability to be waiting backstage with a heavy shovel at the ready every. single. time he plays up his mincing fey schtick for a cheap laugh. I'd go through a lot of shovels.


Tree Lobsters - Nov 16, 2009 12:28:41 pm PST #5005 of 30000
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"The Girl, the Gold Watch and Everything" and "Clockstoppers" were both equally cheesy treatments of a good story. I'd really like to see that one done properly at some point, by someone who knows how to mix scifi and humor.


Typo Boy - Nov 16, 2009 12:39:55 pm PST #5006 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

And, since I am language's bitch, if I have to choose one version, I'll go for the remake. Reluctantly and regretfull

Yeah, except - AUDREY HEPBURN!

Yeah, did not even realize how deep my Audrey crush was until you made the comparison. Logic circuits off. Language centers completely bypassed.


Connie Neil - Nov 16, 2009 1:01:47 pm PST #5007 of 30000
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I like Robin Williams. Toys, Fisher King, and What Dreams May Come are wonderful. So there.


Polter-Cow - Nov 16, 2009 1:06:13 pm PST #5008 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I, too, am a Robin Williams fan.


§ ita § - Nov 16, 2009 1:07:50 pm PST #5009 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hives. The man gives me hives. I understand there's a talented comedian lurking somewhere there, but it's been forever since I could see that far.


beekaytee - Nov 16, 2009 1:14:05 pm PST #5010 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Like the remake more than the original: Thomas Crowne Affair. GUH.

Oh, so totally this. I love that movie. Rene: "How are you feeling?" Pierce: "Popular." And sex on the stairs and oh yes, all of it. Cheesy? Yup. But so, so fun.

Despite its low reputation, I love the Italian Job remake and Ocean's 11 too.

After seeing the original Alfie (yes, I know, iconiccakes) I could not for the life of me see why they remade it with Jude Law. Didn't see it, but if ever a film begged to not be remade, that was it.


erikaj - Nov 16, 2009 1:39:19 pm PST #5011 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Dead Poets is good too.


Beverly - Nov 16, 2009 1:56:18 pm PST #5012 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Nathan Lane was wonderful, and Calista Flockhart was surprisingly good in a tiny and mostly thankless role, but the entire rest of the movie was, to me, a bucket of meh. Except Williams, who was a bucket of STABKILLRAGE.

Hank Azaria!

Oh goodness, yes. Just give me Nathan and Hank, and everybody else can go home.


Atropa - Nov 16, 2009 2:26:00 pm PST #5013 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hives. The man gives me hives. I understand there's a talented comedian lurking somewhere there, but it's been forever since I could see that far.

I am as one with ita.