JZ will make the case that the Julia Ormond/Harrison Ford Sabrina is better written and cast than the original with Audrey.
She can make the case, but my Audrey love is too great to admit she is right.
Actually, to be perfectly accurate, the remake is way, way better written, but the original is probably more or less better cast (more WRT Hepburn and Holden, less WRT Bogart, who didn't much like Hepburn or the entire project and it showed). My absolutely ideal film production would have Audrey Hepburn, William Holden and Harrison Ford using the remake's script.
And, since I am language's bitch, if I have to choose one version, I'll go for the remake. Reluctantly and regretfully, but still. Better words, and all three lead actors thoroughly invested and committed (I love Bogie beyond words, but he really didn't like doing
Sabrina,
and an actor who doesn't give a shit and is walking through a role, even one like Bogie who oozes charisma even when he isn't trying, just gets my back up).
I preferred The Birdcage to La Cage Aux Folles.
::boggles::
I'm pretty sure
The Birdcage
is the original source of my abiding Robin Williams hatred. Even more than his hideous string of "sickly sad clown/robot/divorced dad/miscellaneous manboychild with a song in his heart and a wound in his soul" abominations. Nathan Lane was wonderful, and Calista Flockhart was surprisingly good in a tiny and mostly thankless role, but the entire rest of the movie was, to me, a bucket of meh. Except Williams, who was a bucket of STABKILLRAGE.
Although the ending was pretty good.
It's definitely the best part, but it doesn't quite make the rest of the movie worthwhile, alas.
Todd Haynes' Far From Heaven is gorgeous and beautifully acted, and I like that much better than the Douglas Sirk version, mostly owing to my complete inability to take Rock Hudson seriously as the flannel-wearing, Thoreau-quoting naturalist/lover.
Uh, it's not exactly highbrow, but I really like Rob Zombie's take on
Halloween.
As a movie (with, like, actual plot and motivation, in so much as they are horror movie plot points), I like it a lot more than the original.
I heard the sequel was a big mess, though.
Far From Heaven isn't actual a remake, more an homage, AFAIK.
Like the remake more than the original: Thomas Crowne Affair. GUH.