Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


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Strega - Oct 28, 2009 8:16:30 pm PDT #4721 of 30000

Do I listen to it before, after, or during reading?

Insent. I hope. If you can't open it let me know and I'll try a different deelie-o on the option thingymajiggies. Sorry to be technical. And all of the above. It will make no sense before, but don't let that stop you. It doesn't make much sense after, either. (It's not like it has spoilers, it's just ridiculous. AND AWESOME. But mostly the first thing.)

Jaws knockoff movies (like, Piranha, and Alligator - both Sayles scripts incidentally) are indisputably horror movies. The fact that Jaws straddles the line between a manly seafaring adventure and horror, does not diminish the fact its influence was entirely in the horror genre.

But I do not stoop to the petty accepted reality of what everyone calls things! That would be too easy! I think I would also say Piranha & Alligator are thrillers, not horror. As per my arbitrary guidelines above, which don't correspond to anything anyone but me has ever said, but that's because I'm being brilliant here and stuff. And you don't even know!

(And I had more to say originally but it mysteriously vanished, and I think the point was that "you don't even know" has replaced "totally," which means it's bedtime for Strega. Finally.)


Polter-Cow - Oct 28, 2009 8:18:53 pm PDT #4722 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Insent. I hope. If you can't open it let me know and I'll try a different deelie-o on the option thingymajiggies. Sorry to be technical. And all of the above. It will make no sense before, but don't let that stop you. It doesn't make much sense after, either. (It's not like it has spoilers, it's just ridiculous. AND AWESOME. But mostly the first thing.)

I listened! It was pretty ridiculous! I am looking forward to this book.

As per my arbitrary guidelines above, which don't correspond to anything anyone but me has ever said, but that's because I'm being brilliant here and stuff. And you don't even know!

Hee.


Jessica - Oct 29, 2009 4:07:36 am PDT #4723 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When I was taking genre classes in film school, the line between sci-fi and horror was drawn (very fuzzily) between Threat From Within (horror) and Threat From Without (SF). Basically that the bad guys in horror films represent dark places in the human psyche (and can be used to explore The Monster In All Of Us, etc), and bad guys in SF movies represent The Other (and can be used to explore xenophobia & fear of the unknown & stuff). Not that genre lines are ever really that clear-cut, but if you had to make a call, that was a good place to start.

I have no solid opinion on Jaws because I have not seen it in probably 15 years.


Steph L. - Oct 29, 2009 4:11:56 am PDT #4724 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yeah, but nothing's going to beat Ple's Red Bull and Vodka drunken belligerence.

"What the fuck ever!"

Didn't she throw some French in there, too?


erikaj - Oct 29, 2009 7:23:29 am PDT #4725 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Seeing Waiting to Exhale in a theater full of black women was totally more fun than the movie. I mean, I like it fine, but the hilarious ones weren't on the screen.


Strega - Oct 29, 2009 8:48:56 am PDT #4726 of 30000

(...dude...)

It covers more than movies, but this seemed like a good followup to the discussion of cinematic badasses: Badass Moments in Sci-Fi History.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 29, 2009 9:55:23 am PDT #4727 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It covers more than movies, but this seemed like a good followup to the discussion of cinematic badasses: Badass Moments in Sci-Fi History.

I LOVE the first entry.


megan walker - Oct 29, 2009 10:44:28 am PDT #4728 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

It covers more than movies, but this seemed like a good followup to the discussion of cinematic badasses: Badass Moments in Sci-Fi History.

The first entry is indeed awesome, but the whole thing is hilarious.


Jessica - Oct 29, 2009 10:51:06 am PDT #4729 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hahaha:

1934: Flash Gordon is created, finally answering the age-old question, “what if the guy I hated in high school went into space and was a total dick to everyone?” Many alien face-punches follow shortly thereafter.


beekaytee - Oct 29, 2009 11:13:32 am PDT #4730 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

The first entry is indeed awesome, but the whole thing is hilarious.

It's a rarity that I read an entire article like that. Loved every word!