Empress! That was awesome! I had no idea.
You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.
Dawn ,'Storyteller'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Amy - Oct 28, 2009 10:16:50 am PDT #4641 of 30000
Because books.
juliana - Oct 28, 2009 10:17:24 am PDT #4642 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
"bean feast"
Doesn't it refer to Ye Olden Times tradition of baking a small bean in one of the Christmas dishes, and whoever got the bean was crowned King? (And then subsequently killed when the sun went away again?)
eta: And Aims come through with the actual Googling
Steph L. - Oct 28, 2009 10:21:06 am PDT #4643 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
That's WAY better than a banquet table full of legumes!
-t - Oct 28, 2009 10:21:49 am PDT #4644 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Doesn't it refer to Ye Olden Times tradition of baking a small bean in one of the Christmas dishes, and whoever got the bean was crowned King? (And then subsequently killed when the sun went away again?)
Nowadays, instead of being killed you just have to bring the next King Cake. Civilized.
Amy - Oct 28, 2009 10:22:34 am PDT #4645 of 30000
Because books.
That's WAY better than a banquet table full of legumes!
Right? That line always bugged me, too. Talk about the feast that keeps on giving.
Steph L. - Oct 28, 2009 10:23:36 am PDT #4646 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Talk about the feast that keeps on giving.
Ah, yes. The musical fruit.
JZ - Oct 28, 2009 10:55:02 am PDT #4647 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The 25 Scariest Moments in Non-Horror Movies
Damn. I almost lurched out of my chair and fell on the floor trying to get away from #1. I saw a still of... that one shot in an article on surrealism in Vanity Fair when I was eleven, and it's still by far the worst thing I've ever seen. Like, so bad I never even have nightmares about it, because even the darkest beasts lurking in the corners of my subconscious cringe back and snarl, "Nuh uh, no way, not gonna touch that one; if we make her dream about it, we have to see it too, and that is NOT ON."
Polter-Cow - Oct 28, 2009 10:57:11 am PDT #4648 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Didn't Wonka say he might be able to fix miniaturized TV Boy? Or that he couldn't fix him? For some reason I remember being more freaked out about his fate than the others. Maybe I was wondering if he was supposed to be tiny for the rest of his life....
They were going to take him to the STRETCHING CHAMBER. So it was more like an "Uh, maaaaybe we can fix him. If we do it in the MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE."
At the end of the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and Wonka look down from the elevator to see the other four kids lined up at the factory exit with their trucks of chocolate (even though they broke the rules, Wonka gave them their lifetime supplies). Veruca is covered in garbage (in the book, she went down the garbage chute, not to the boiler), Augustus is squeezed thinner, Violet is violet but no longer blueberry-shaped, and Mike Teevee is about seven feet tall (they stretched him too much).
Ooh, Kathy, thanks. I haven't read the book.
le nubian - Oct 28, 2009 11:47:01 am PDT #4649 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Kathy,
that seems consistent with the Johnny Depp version, without the trucks of chocolate. We saw all the kids at the end with one notably blueberry colored and one stretched quite a lot.
Daisy Jane - Oct 28, 2009 11:53:14 am PDT #4650 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
ION, The 25 Scariest Moments in Non-Horror Movies
We *just* did a poll about the scariest non-horror movie WW&tCF made it as did Requiem. Another one that we all wanted for the poll.
Time Bandits.