Buffy? I like that. That girl's so hot, she's buffy.

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Daisy Jane - Sep 17, 2009 4:46:21 am PDT #4177 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Good to know Jessica, thanks. Mr. Jane and I were thinking about going to see that.

We really need to see It Might Get Loud.


Daisy Jane - Sep 17, 2009 4:49:58 am PDT #4178 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oh, also? Yesterday as I'm checking stuff on our site, I come across this [link]

No. Really.


Tom Scola - Sep 17, 2009 4:52:48 am PDT #4179 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Rated R. Nice.


megan walker - Sep 17, 2009 5:31:31 am PDT #4180 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Saw The Informant! last night, and liked it a LOT.

Good to hear. It looked like it could be really good or really bad.


Daisy Jane - Sep 17, 2009 5:35:01 am PDT #4181 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

So I've got this great idea for a movie. An alien crashes in the desert behind this kid's house and they befriend each other, maybe even start to share some kind of physical bond. The kid tries to help the alien get back to his home planet (we could have some corporate tie ins here. Say Verizon and the alien could be all "Can you hear me now?" maybe even with a candy company like Skittles or something). It'll be brilliant-make a million, billion dollars.

Imma call it A.B.-Alien Being.

Whatta ya think?


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2009 5:35:56 am PDT #4182 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who are the bad guys?


Jessica - Sep 17, 2009 5:37:07 am PDT #4183 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Say Verizon and the alien could be all "Can you hear me now?"

Bwahaha!

Who are the bad guys?

I'ma guess Steven Spielberg's lawyers.


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2009 5:40:14 am PDT #4184 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wait, in this version would Spielberg's lawyers have guns or walkie-talkies?


Aims - Sep 17, 2009 6:05:59 am PDT #4185 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Neither - they'll carry copies of NCLB.


DavidS - Sep 19, 2009 5:37:33 am PDT #4186 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Anybody seen the movie The Haunted Palace with Vincent Price?

It's in the series of Poe movies he made with Roger Corman but is actually based on the Lovecraft story "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward."

I think I have to track this down. It's got an elder horror in the basement and everything.

The plot is weirdly similar to the Barbara Steele classic Black Sunday. Price is a warlock who's burned alive in the 1700s and puts a curse on the village (causing many deformed mutations) and when his ancestor comes back to take over the property in the 20th century the ancient evil spirit tries to take over his soul. (There should be a short hand name for this recurring trope.)

Haunted Palace trailer.

There don't seem to be a lot of Lovecraftian movies: Haunted Palace, Call of Cthulu (the recent silent one); Re-animator, The Dunwich Horror...