Maybe the next one can come with a voice-chip that plays pre-recorded discouraging messages like "You're just like food to me, you stupid lamb" and "You're so clumsy and useless, it's a wonder you can even get this thing where it's supposed to go."
So is that part of the series? Edward insulting Bela a lot?
Doesn't Bela start out with Teri-Hatcher-as-Susan-Mayer level clumsiness in the first book? Like, walking and chewing gum at the same time is a choice between tripping and spraining something or choking?
wrod. And it's like a theme, throughout. It's what Bella has where other girls might have a personality. Endearing gaffes and flowery blood
Matt, yes. It's unbelievably annoying.
Bryan Singer to remake Excalibur.
Warner Bros. has closed a rights deal to remake the 1981 “Excalibur,” with Bryan Singer producing and developing the picture as a potential directing vehicle.
So at some point, there won't be any new movies, right? Just remakes and franchises. And remakes of franchises.
I think we're way past that point already.
I think we're way past that point already.
I agree. I thought
Land of the Lost
would be as low as we could go, but I somehow doubt that.
Yeah, Singer's also got a
Battlestar Galactica
film in the hopper. There is apparently nothing new left.
I just listened to this interesting book involving Autistic savants, Chernobyl, a Masons-lite organization, special ops and a Chimpanzee with a metal plate in her head. There were kidnappings, secret vaults and lots of daring-do. Not to mention a few Eliot-awesome fight scenes.
Why can't somebody make a movie out of that?