Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.

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Frankenbuddha - Jul 12, 2009 4:27:40 am PDT #2938 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Shoot 'Em Up is a live action Warner Bros. cartoon. Clive Owen is Bugs Bunny, and Paul Giamatti is cross between Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. I don't know who that makes Belluci, though. Not Daffy, that's for sure.


evil jimi - Jul 12, 2009 4:29:12 am PDT #2939 of 30000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Jessica Rabbit?


askye - Jul 12, 2009 8:24:13 am PDT #2940 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Bugs in drag?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 12, 2009 8:53:30 am PDT #2941 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The Warner Bros. cartoons suffer from a lack of female characters, with Granny being the sole exception I can think of.


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2009 9:24:23 am PDT #2942 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tweety is female, right?


juliana - Jul 12, 2009 9:32:04 am PDT #2943 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Tweety is female, right?

Nope.

Frankenbuddha is dead on about the Bugs-ness of Clive Owen, though. I like Shoot 'Em Up as long as I remember to turn off my critical-thinking and feminist modules first. Then, it's freakin' AWESOME.


Dana - Jul 12, 2009 9:32:48 am PDT #2944 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yeah, not really a great movie to be a woman in. But tons of stupid fun.


Polter-Cow - Jul 12, 2009 9:38:19 am PDT #2945 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Frankenbuddha is dead on about the Bugs-ness of Clive Owen, though.

It's completely intentional! He even says, "What's up, Doc?" And he calls himself a wascally wabbit! And then Paul Giamatti says that he's NOT WASCALLY ENOUGH.

HOW DID THEY GET THROUGH THIS MOVIE WITHOUT CRACKING UP? Is there a gag reel? There must be so many takes of Clive Owen not being able to make it through one of his one-liners.

I like Shoot 'Em Up as long as I remember to turn off my critical-thinking and feminist modules first. Then, it's freakin' AWESOME.

Yeah, it's a very MANLY MOVIE ABOUT MEN YEAH MEN ARE AWESOME YEEEEEAH PUSSY.


Tom Scola - Jul 12, 2009 9:39:25 am PDT #2946 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Watching Shoot 'Em Up back-to-back with Children of Men is a real mind-fuck. It's the same actor, with the same plot! Except that one of them is one of the best films of the decade, and the other isn't.


Polter-Cow - Jul 12, 2009 9:42:11 am PDT #2947 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Tom, yes, I was thinking the same thing! It's like he was trying to balance out Children of Men. In one, he protects a baby while never shooting a gun, and in the other, he protects a baby while shooting lots and lots of guns.