You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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kat perez - May 11, 2015 2:28:52 pm PDT #28956 of 30000
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I loved the first Thor but I only saw it once in the theaters and I now realize that I remember absolutely nothing about the movie. I don't know what the storyline was. I don't remember one single thing that happened. It was very pretty, though. I remember that much.


Kalshane - May 11, 2015 3:10:26 pm PDT #28957 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I've found both Thor movies to be a lot of fun. They've managed to strike the right balance between serious and goofy for movies about an alien space viking with a magic hammer who fights crime.


Connie Neil - May 11, 2015 3:12:05 pm PDT #28958 of 30000
brillig

2nd Thor has a cameo by Captain America! ish.


Kalshane - May 11, 2015 3:17:17 pm PDT #28959 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Which was absolutely fantastic.


Dana - May 11, 2015 3:45:34 pm PDT #28960 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I also don't 100% agree with that Sady Doyle piece, but it's got a lot of good points. You almost can't evaluate the movie as a standalone work, except for the part where it's a movie and it kind of has to stand on its own.


Calli - May 11, 2015 3:49:03 pm PDT #28961 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I enjoyed Thor. Also, Thor 2. I didn't hate AoU, although I don't think it's the best of the MCU.


Connie Neil - May 11, 2015 3:51:54 pm PDT #28962 of 30000
brillig

My biggest issue is I don't see the point of Ultron in the wider sphere. Loki and the Chitauri played into the larger plan. Stryker and the Hydra experiments are holdovers from everything Captain America and would have been a nice base for Winter Soldier things. Yes, they needed something to justify Vision showing up, but it felt like someone was flipping through the Big Book of Avengers Villains to find something to plug into the movie.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2015 8:23:18 pm PDT #28963 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, Ultron is one of the iconic Avengers villains like Loki or Kang, so his inclusion in the rotation felt right. But making him a result of the Scarlet Witch meddling with Tony's hubris rather than the world's leading Entomologist branching out into AIs with Oedipal complexes didn't feel organic. For one, I don't see why an AI more sophisticated than Jarvis would be necessary to protect the world from dangers like the Chitauri invasion—wouldn't multiple Jarvises and quicker production lines of Iron Legion 'bots in tandem with technology like Veronica have done the trick for that?


Calli - May 12, 2015 1:50:48 am PDT #28964 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I had entirely nitpicky issues with the movie name. We didn't get an Age of Ultron. We got three, maybe four days of Ultron, at most.


billytea - May 12, 2015 2:47:52 am PDT #28965 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Technically, I guess that would've been his age.