Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

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Steph L. - May 11, 2015 10:13:11 am PDT #28942 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Okay, having read the whole thing -- I do agree with her that AoU, and Joss's writing/vision/plan, was really hamstrung by what Marvel Studios decided needed to be crammed into the movie. Did they *really* need to go to Wakanda? I don't think so, and I don't even think that it was necessary as a plot point for the Black Panther movie (which I had to explain to Tim wasn't about a 60s civil rights movement). The fact that they had Thor basically leave in the middle of the movie to go be in his own, OTHER weird film (with Eric Selvig thinking, "Why am I always stuck helping this big dumb doof?") just so he could infodump for the audience about the infinity stones was unbelievably clunky and felt like it was tacked on at the end, like the producers realized, "Shit! We need to explain to the audience why they're sitting through all of these movies!" If they needed to infodump about the infinity stones, it could have been done better, is all I'm saying.

After seeing it twice and thinking about it, and reading a LOT of commentary on the issue, I come down on the side of Black Widow calling herself a monster because of everything the Red Room did to her, not just the hysterectomy, that she thought she could be an Avenger but she was really just only good for killing. That said, it was written HORRIBLY, and I get why people take that scene in a different way than I did. I don't actually know if I've read what the real intent behind that scene was, but no matter what the intent was, it was done really poorly.

I'm on the fence about the Natasha/Bruce relationship (or attempt therein) -- I'm not opposed to it in theory, but in this actual movie, I think it was one more thing that was unnecessary and bloated the movie. I think it *could* be done, but not in *this* movie.

Anyway -- very little of what I have some issues with can be pinned on Joss as the sole source. Marvel studios decided this movie needed to do some heavy lifting to get pieces and characters into place for the next phase, and it shows.


Steph L. - May 11, 2015 10:16:56 am PDT #28943 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

But damn it, Thor is a good movie! It's cheerfully uncomplicated and loud, but it's good! The cast just kills it -- I can't think of any actor in it who was poorly chosen -- and my god, Asgard actually looks like it did in the comics. I didn't think that was possible.


P.M. Marc - May 11, 2015 10:18:33 am PDT #28944 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

As the bulk of my issues are in execution, the bulk of them rest in Whedon's hands.


P.M. Marc - May 11, 2015 10:19:13 am PDT #28945 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

See, I hate Thor as a movie. Hate it lots.


Steph L. - May 11, 2015 10:24:17 am PDT #28946 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Booooooooooo.

What is it that you hate about it? I'm just curious, because I'm all hearts-for-eyes about it. And I know this isn't reddit, so you aren't about to Goatse me for liking it.


Connie Neil - May 11, 2015 10:26:28 am PDT #28947 of 30000
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I loved Thor. I went to it to see what Kenneth Branagh would do with a superhero movie, and I was quite pleased. The bit with Thor trying to get to his hammer and discovering he couldn't lift it was much fun.

And, of course, the Warriors Three.


Steph L. - May 11, 2015 10:34:54 am PDT #28948 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I love Sif and the Warriors Three SO HARD.


Connie Neil - May 11, 2015 10:36:05 am PDT #28949 of 30000
brillig

"Found you!"


P.M. Marc - May 11, 2015 10:44:36 am PDT #28950 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What is it that you hate about it? I'm just curious, because I'm all hearts-for-eyes about it. And I know this isn't reddit, so you aren't about to Goatse me for liking it.

Pacing and dialogue. The thing was all over the map. I keep meaning to watch it again to see if I still don't like it.

Let's put it this way: I randomly complained about it for at least a month after we watched it. I'd just pop up with, "AND ANOTHER THING."

I love gifsets of it?


P.M. Marc - May 11, 2015 10:56:04 am PDT #28951 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And the thing is, I really WANTED to like it. I was totes excite.

I just really disliked it. Which is sad, because I liked the hot mess that was Iron Man 2.

I've yet to figure out what makes some movies click, and some not. I mean, I have an unholy fucking affection for some films that are probably not very good. Do you have any idea how many times I have seen Push? Many. Many times. In whole and in part. (It was a movie I went into with the expectation of, "this is $7, and I know from the gifsets it will be pretty, and I can always just put it in on mute while I sort my socks" and now I have it in multiple formats.)

That said, Paul also disliked it, as did my sister and brother-in-law, both of whom were huge fans of Thor from the comics.