Steph is me, too. I am EEeee-full about Kingsmen. Colin Firth. Eeee! See how that goes?
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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I'd much rather see Kingsman than 50SoG, that's for sure. (Friends are organizing a group event to see it, and were taken aback when I said I would prefer not to spend $10 on a movie based on shitty fanfic of a shitty book about how to have a horribly unhealthy relationship, with unattractive actors who openly admit they can't stand each other [how's that for chemistry, boyo?]. Now, Colin Firth and things going boom? THAT'S hot.)
(Our friends are...bemused by my reaction, to say the least.)
There was a woman on my train today reading 50 Shades on her Kindle with the print set to MASSIVE size. I thought the whole point of a Kindle was so nobody knew when you were reading porn in public?
50 Shades of Myopia.
I just saw a piece about the 50 Shades press tour -- Gawker, I think? -- and boy, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson don't look even remotely happy about taking part in it. The producers must be thrilled.
50 Shades of Myopia
psst! "hyperopia"
psst! "hyperopia"
50 Shades of Misinformation About Vision
So, this is why I've seen every single previous Wachowski film within just the past few weeks.
Or, depending on age, possibly presbyopia.
Signed, Giving This Way Too Much Thought
Our prop master friend did a some work which a guy who had just been on a Tatum shoot. The guy said he mentioned that he was going to try to see Jupiter Ascending, just to be polite, and Tatum actually begged him no to go. Tatum said the film was terrible and no one should have to sit through it.