I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


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§ ita § - Dec 19, 2014 11:33:14 am PST #28150 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sorry, that was rude. FURY ROAD


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2014 11:33:49 am PST #28151 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did I get the wrong Sheen? I meant the Anger Management one.


Gris - Dec 19, 2014 11:34:40 am PST #28152 of 30000
Hey. New board.

That's Charlie, I think.


Gris - Dec 19, 2014 11:35:37 am PST #28153 of 30000
Hey. New board.

Martin is the father.


Juliebird - Dec 19, 2014 11:59:17 am PST #28154 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Mean, ita.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2014 12:05:03 pm PST #28155 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I retract that--Martin Sheen seems to be an honourable guy.

Charlie Sheen has a mean face. Shame he turned out to be an abusive misogynistic racist on top of that.


Dana - Dec 19, 2014 12:56:46 pm PST #28156 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Phew. I was worried about President Bartlett.


Juliebird - Dec 19, 2014 2:26:46 pm PST #28157 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I mean, c'mon! Not only did you LDB us, but there was Peewee Herman, too!


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 19, 2014 3:17:06 pm PST #28158 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Charlie seemed to hold it together until well into adulthood before boarding the Crazy Train (and I do think it's actual mental illness rather than just a Hollywood ego run rampant). So I can absolve Martin and the mom from any blame for how he turned out.


§ ita § - Dec 19, 2014 3:27:20 pm PST #28159 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How do PeeWee Herman and Grace Jones not go well together.

And I pretty much admitted I'd do it in Natter. So now everyone else is clear.