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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


erikaj - Jun 16, 2014 3:21:05 pm PDT #27104 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Dark Crystal creeped me out.


Amy - Jun 16, 2014 3:28:14 pm PDT #27105 of 30000
Because books.

The movie that totally fucked me up was Benji, when the kidnappers kick his doggie girlfriend Tiffany across the room. I was so shocked, and so hurt, I didn't know how to process it.

I think I remember some trauma from either Grizzly Adams or Born Free, too.


Burrell - Jun 16, 2014 3:34:47 pm PDT #27106 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm the gal who was traumatized by the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz but still insisted on watching it year after year.


Dana - Jun 16, 2014 3:37:14 pm PDT #27107 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, god, Toy Story 3.


Amy - Jun 16, 2014 3:41:26 pm PDT #27108 of 30000
Because books.

Yeah, Up and Toy Story 3 are off limits here unless I need a big cathartic ugly-cry.

As a kid, the tunnel in Willy Wonka freaked me out (specifically the scorpion/bug thing), but I also kind of loved the thrill of it.


Steph L. - Jun 16, 2014 3:47:53 pm PDT #27109 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

As a kid, the tunnel in Willy Wonka freaked me out

As a kid? Shit, that thing has NEVER stopped freaking me out.


Amy - Jun 16, 2014 3:51:58 pm PDT #27110 of 30000
Because books.

I watch horror movies for fun now! The tunnel is a piece of cake at this point.


Kalshane - Jun 16, 2014 4:32:28 pm PDT #27111 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

After the continued unfazedness of assorted Buffista-sprog and friends, the better half and I discussed it further and have decided to not pre-warn Mattias. He hasn't seen Brave yet, and the two traumatic scenes in Toy Story 3 scared him on first viewing, but he loves the movie now. He was also fine with Despicable Me 2, so we figure he should be okay. So thank you, everyone, for helping my put the freaked-out reviewer in perspective.

Thinking about it, my theory on why reviewers tend to freak out over traumatic events in kids movies is because they don't expect them. "They can't do that! This is a kids movie!" forgetting all scary and saddening the stuff they didn't bat an eyelash at as kids, or else processed and moved on.

I remember sobbing at Old Yeller and Where the Red Fern Grows as a kid and being saddened by Charlotte's Web and the ewoks that got killed in Return of the Jedi, but I wouldn't considering any of them traumatic.

Traumatic for me was having a sleep-over at a friend's house when I was 7 or 8 and staying up way too late watching TV with him when some horror movie came on. I don't remember the name of the movie, but I remember there was this fly buzzing around people right before they died and one person crashed their car, which then lit on fire and it showed their charred skeleton sort of slumping in the car (I want to say the head turned creepily towards the camera while it was happening, too) and I had nightmares for weeks. I still get sick to my stomach thinking about it, and I've seen far gorier things since. (Though I've still never liked horror movies.)

While not necessarily traumatic, The Dark Crystal freaked me right the hell out, to the point of asking my grandfather who had rented the VHS tape to turn it off. I thought even the gelflings were creepy-looking. Even seeing stills from the movie still makes me shudder.


Consuela - Jun 16, 2014 4:48:33 pm PDT #27112 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I'm the gal who was traumatized by the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz but still insisted on watching it year after year

Oh, me too! Also the scary trees. And the Bumble Monster in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, when I was five or six, had me hiding behind my father's chair. I was a terribly sensitive soul as a child.


tommyrot - Jun 16, 2014 4:53:09 pm PDT #27113 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was three or four I was watching tv and a preview for a show came on where someone woke up in bed and there was a skeleton standing next to the bed. For months I'd remember that scene and get freaked out.

I can't remember getting freaked out by tv or a movie since then, although I'm pretty sure I must have been.

Oh, when I was about ten my mom told me about a movie she and my dad saw where someone was decapitated and their body was thrashing around after that. That freaked me out a little--I still wonder why my mom told me that.