It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


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§ ita § - Jun 27, 2009 2:10:56 pm PDT #2679 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A whole new Michael Bay?

Clues about moviemaker Michael Bay's decision to leave the Transformers world behind have been revealed in a leaked email to Paramount studio bosses.
[...]
He said, "After the three and a half years I've spent making these movies, I feel like I've had enough of the Transformers world. I need to do something totally divergent, something without any explosions."


tommyrot - Jun 27, 2009 2:28:22 pm PDT #2680 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

something without any explosions

Where is the real Michael Bay, and what did he do with him?


Barb - Jun 27, 2009 2:35:30 pm PDT #2681 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aliens. Has to be.


Polter-Cow - Jun 28, 2009 8:32:29 pm PDT #2682 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just watched The Wrestler. I'm not sure what I think of it.


Laga - Jun 28, 2009 8:43:51 pm PDT #2683 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't think I'll ever watch another Aronofsky.


Polter-Cow - Jun 28, 2009 8:48:54 pm PDT #2684 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Pi was good and interesting, and I loved Requiem for a Dream, but The Fountain was just nonsense. The Wrestler was a very different kind of movie, and I couldn't even see what was so Aronofsky about it except for the occasional editing quirks. There wasn't a lot of narrative thrust, but it was still interesting to watch the guy's life, just as it was. I didn't like the end, though. I guess I was expecting something more uplifting?


javachik - Jun 28, 2009 10:00:30 pm PDT #2685 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I loved Requiem too, as much as it was difficult to watch. Ellen Burstyn gave the most acutely egoless performance I've ever seen.

The director whose movies I'll never see again is Lars von Trier.


Polter-Cow - Jun 29, 2009 5:48:55 am PDT #2686 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I remember really liking Dancer in the Dark, but I haven't seen anything else.


Jessica - Jun 29, 2009 6:14:48 am PDT #2687 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have such mixed feelings about Von Trier. What he produces is so brilliant and so unlike anything else out that that I have tremendous admiration for him as a filmmaker.

On the other hand, if Nicole Kidman and Emily Watson got together and had him quietly murdered in his bed, I wouldn't shed any tears.


Juliebird - Jun 29, 2009 6:20:07 am PDT #2688 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I made the mistake of watching Dancer in the Dark with my family. So f***ing bleak and depressing. We all just sat there at the end, horrified, and then they all yelled at me for picking it.

"Favorite Things" is not a song I can listen to anymore.